She was 18lbs two weeks ago. BIG BABY. She is also, get this, 28 freaking inches long. SHE DOES NOT GET THIS FREAKISH HEIGHT FROM ME.
It's not even like I do a majority of the housework. Well maybe I do. I don't know. I do a lot of the tidying up but most days that's whatcha get - tidying. When something has to be really CLEANED, Jen does a lot of that because I'm usually totally spent. But I do do a lot of picking up. Bleh.
I need to be independently wealthy so I can hire someone to clean the house. Also I need the weather to get nicer. ACCIO SPRING! Because Punk is much more chipper and antiwhiny when we can go outside, and I can't do a ton of inside things up in here because they cost money.
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It's not even like I do a majority of the housework. Well maybe I do. I don't know. I do a lot of the tidying up but most days that's whatcha get - tidying. When something has to be really CLEANED, Jen does a lot of that because I'm usually totally spent. But I do do a lot of picking up. Bleh.
I need to be independently wealthy so I can hire someone to clean the house. Also I need the weather to get nicer. ACCIO SPRING! Because Punk is much more chipper and antiwhiny when we can go outside, and I can't do a ton of inside things up in here because they cost money.
Money. It all comes down to money.