I used to be K-Rad, but now I am K-Lame.

[judecorp]

I used to be an Internet Rock Star. I was kind of a Real Life
\m/ Rock Star \m/
too, but not as much. But still.

Proof that I am no longer cool:

My Monday night ritual these days is - come home from work, clean the house a bit, take out the garbage, make macaroni and cheese out of a box, eat macaroni and cheese, read LiveJournal, watch trashy reality television.

Tonight I am spicing up said agenda by drinking Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade. With a lime wedge. Later I will buck the routine by helping Jen throw out the Christmas tree when she gets home from work.

DEAR GODS, WHEN DID I BECOME SO LAME??!?!

Comments

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

You're still a rock star dear. You're just in the downtime between tours.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't I at least have a lingering coke habit or something??!?

[anitsirk.livejournal.com]

hahaha.
i often ask myself the same question.

when did i go from being a punk-rock militant feminist to stay-at-home mama/wifey???

i'm still a punk rock militant feminist at heart, but i'm so un-hip it's embarassing- or as the cool kids are saying...- sick.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I wanna be a punk-rock mama activist freak. Instead, I'm a boring-old settled down nine-to-fiver in a career I'm only slightly interested in.

I need a baby!

[laserkitty.livejournal.com]

Must have been when you moved away from C-bus. You must come back...that's all there is to it!

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

I don't know- that doesn't sound so lame.

*worries about own lame factor*

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

GET A BABY!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You're not lame, you're hip, you're with it! :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know, I often lament for those days in Columbus when I was cool. I think Boston's too big for me - too many other rock stars! :)

Tempting, tempting. We want to come back and visit in the spring. Can we have a big party somewhere?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

BUY ME ONE!

[hope-persists.livejournal.com]

that's why you should come to northampton!! HINT HINT

[juliann.livejournal.com]

I was famous on the net before you were, neener!

And now am even less famous, waaaah!

[laserkitty.livejournal.com]

We will gladly volunteer our house for a party celebrating your visit.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but we can't move without jobs!! HINT HINT

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's true. You are the original Internet Rock Star. Because you're THE JULIANN!

*bows to you*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, party! :) You guys throw a good party. So does crena and rebasayre.

We're lucky people.

[calledmara.livejournal.com]

dude, whatever. You were lame in Cbus too. When did you ever go out without me dragging you?

Envy my hipsterkid monday: Hang out at Waiting Room and talk to girl with best fake dreads ever. Leave to meet up at Betty's with hipster ex-library worker for happy hour. Leave Happy Hour but make plans for indie bands this weekend. Go to performance artist's house for tv. Actual Bearded Lady friend stops by and brings organic wine. Go home and work on handbinding books to sell at the upcoming Ember Swift show at 202. Sleep.

Come back and maybe I'll let you be my protege.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Maybe you had to drag me out because I didn't want to hang out with you, hmmm? Ever think of /that/, hipster??!?