Ha ha, lobsterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (I actually do pronounce all of my Rs unless I'm trying to be funny. I got rid of that New England accent a loooong time ago, sometime in early high school I think.)

Yeah, I know that they are "the cockroaches of the sea" or whatever... who cares, they are delicious! And I know they're not pets, either. I dunno. It just feels weird to invite a live creature into your home and then toss him into a pot. Poor Larry Lobstah!