Heartburn.

[judecorp]

I've had a lot of heartburn the last couple of days, which totally sucks. I've also been kind of dizzy, but it's not from dehydration because I totally have been pounding the liquids. And then today I had the hiccups on and off all day. I'm a mess.

Today I got a new case at work and the dad is a secret agent. No really. He has business cards and they say "secret agent" on them for the job title. How cool is that? I totally want it to say "secret agent" on my business cards.

I also want a pony for my birthday but Jen won't get me one. hoo offered me a ponycar, but that's not nearly the same thing. I think pantsie will understand.

Damn this heartburn! Damn its black heart!

Comments

[haloumi.livejournal.com]

That's not really very secretive of him...

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

you could get some Pony shoes? that would be cool...

[pantsie.livejournal.com]

I do understand completely. A pony for one's birthday -- it's all I've ever really wanted. *sigh*

PONY.

don't forget Barbara Striesand (sp)...

[thelastbard.livejournal.com]

How about that R&B song from the mid nineties - "Ride My Pony?" Is that the name of it? I could give you that.

(snicker)

Re: don't forget Barbara Striesand (sp)...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

That's yucky, B!!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I knew you would know what I'm talking about.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

How 80s, yo. I should get some Kangaroos!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I was wrong. It says "special agent" on his business card.

Damn.