I wish they were Fenway tickets for Sox/Yankees, but yeah, no one can get those. For under a bazillion dollars, anyway. And I don't blame you about the scalpers. I have never bought scalped tickets in front of a venue because of what happened to you and Stefan.

As for your final comment, I know people are trying to be funny when they say things like that but it's been incredibly hurtful. I feel like a dirty skanky pariah when people say crap like, "Oh, you better not touch me" or "Get out of my office."