When my mom gave birth for the first time, she was in a room right next to one of those doors that the staff have to stop and press a button to open before wheeling patients through. After she heard one woman screaming all the way down the hallway, she asked the nurse if it was that lady's first baby. The nurse looked out the door and replied, "No, it's the THIRD baby she's had here."
My daughter's birth father remembered to bring the dinner that hadn't yet arrived when I was advised to leave for the hospital, but he forgot to ask where the floor's fridge was before he went to sleep (I was in labor for 20 hours) so when they finally let me eat again, my food was bad! I reminded my sister to ask straightaway where the fridge was when she gave birth at the same hospital six years later. (:
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My daughter's birth father remembered to bring the dinner that hadn't yet arrived when I was advised to leave for the hospital, but he forgot to ask where the floor's fridge was before he went to sleep (I was in labor for 20 hours) so when they finally let me eat again, my food was bad! I reminded my sister to ask straightaway where the fridge was when she gave birth at the same hospital six years later. (: