Aaah, anonymity.

[judecorp]

Did you know that posting something that is critical of Obama makes you a racist? And that all "white lesbians" vote for Clinton?

It's amazing what you learn in anonymous comments sometimes. It's amazing to see the psychic vote-predicting powers of anonymous folks. It's amazing what I can learn about myself! I never knew I was a white lesbian.

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[livinginfits.livejournal.com]

i'd totally have you as my running mate. you wouldn't even have to be my secret running mate.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

That would be majorly awesome. Like eleventy billion kinds of awesome.

Presidential Alcoholic Drinking Night and lots of Bessert for all!