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Oh my gosh, that 16-year-old girl in adorable drag SOOOO has to win American Idol!!

\m/ EXTREME HAIR MAKEOVER \m/

Argh, I want to do something with my hair so badly. I was looking at random people I came into contact with today and I wonder if I would ever be able to pull off one of those "messy" cropped haircuts that are sort of trendy and hippie-ish these days, or if they are too feminine for me. I think they are so cute! And then maybe if I got some sort of trendy haircut I wouldn't have "lesbo hair" for the rest of my life!

I don't know, cute trendy haircuts usually involve work. And I am sooooo no good at doing work on my appearance. (As if that wasn't painfully obvious, heh.)

So in honor of all of those extreme makeover television shows, I have agonized over my hair for your viewing pleasure. Sayonara, Lesbo hair! I called Sally Jessie!!

BEFORE

( And... time for the reveal! )

The New Jan Brady - Am I a Hit??!?!