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What does etiquette dictate that one wear to be spermed up?

Surreal Life

Today was quite surreal but also quite lovely. It's quite bizarre to have some nurse all up in your hoo-hah while your amazing wife is trying to kiss you. It was pretty awesome, though. Jen was the total bomb diggity and was just so excited and happy and stuff. Really nice.

Of course I couldn't stop laughing as the nurse felt the need to narrate the procedure in great detail, not realizing that I am really 13 years old and can't handle things like, "Now I'm going to visualize your cervix." I tried so hard not to crack up!

It's also nice to lounge around the house in my pajamas all day when I was supposed to have a bunch of home visits. I'm supposed to do my group notes from yesterday but instead I'm goofing on the internet watching In America (which is really quite good).

Smooch and I might have made a baby today! I just want to talk and talk and talk about it. It's the most exciting thing we have ever done in our whole entire lives.

More gushing

It's also especially awesome when your lovely wife calls on her way out of work and says, "I've been in such a good mood because of this morning that I didn't even really mind being at the store."

For someone who HATES her retail job, that's HUGE!

(Very appropriate song to pop up in random, hunh? Heh.)