The best boyfriend in the world.

[judecorp]

smurfchick: All the cool kids will be in hell.
whod81: totally
whod81: i wonder what the'll make us do
smurfchick: In hell?
whod81: like maybe we'll be uncool in hell.. thats why its hell.
smurfchick: We'll be uber cliquey and elitist.
whod81: you know what hell really is.
whod81: its a second without you.

~//~

The "Only Funny To Us" Part:
whod81: and the hoodie was my way of pampering myself
whod81: its so big and nice!!
smurfchick: The hoodie is SO AWESOME.
smurfchick: It is SO jeff ott.
whod81: i'm gonna haveta let you borrow it.
whod81: dude it is *SOOO* jeff ott
whod81: like i should get jeff ott to sign it in white marker.
whod81: and write.
whod81: 'TO RYAN, KILL YOUR LANDLORD. LOVE, JEFF OTT'
smurfchick: If you were wearing that shirt, he would walk up to you and be like, "Dude, the Indians lost, and rent is the cost."
whod81: the indians
whod81: lo ha ha hah aoooost
whod81: i'd be like
whod81: 'I BROKE YOUR HEART I BROKE MY HEART.'
whod81: 'HUSH HUSH'
smurfchick: And then I would run in and say, "Ryan, you better stop saying that, because Cynthia just pulled up and if she hears you, she's going to kick your ass."

Comments

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

This is why I can't wait for that Rapture bullshit. Then all the annoying people will be gone.

I always say I'm going to hell because heaven suffers from a lack of irony.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

The road to hell is paved with soy formula.

[photodork.livejournal.com]

that cant be good.
this means ima get some new boobies.
man boobies are not cool.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are a beautiful boy. So of course you will become a homosexual with breasts.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

Yes! I am taking the short person in the right direction!

Now all we need is some chocolate soy milk to make up for the disappointment of the guy at Sonic that insisted that a cherry-lime slush is the same thing as a cherry limeade.

Does hell also have almond milk? I bought some once and thought it was divine, but my local grocery stores don't have it so it's a rare treat for us.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've never had almond milk. I'll have to look for it sometime.

Mmm, cherry limeade.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

And bricks of tofu!

[iansha.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[swisscheesed.livejournal.com]

No fair! I wanna boyfriend like that too.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I know. Everyone does, but I snatched up the best one. :)

[swisscheesed.livejournal.com]

You like girls! Stop being competition!

;p

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

What's worse? Knowing that all the good boys are taken, or knowing that they're taken by lesbians? ;)

Re:

[swisscheesed.livejournal.com]

*WAAAAH!*

[whod81.livejournal.com]

i love that quote!!!

thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!