Baby Fever: 103.8

[judecorp]

On Thursdays at 4:00 I see one of my absolute favorite clients in the history of clients. He's a 9-month-old with low muscle tone and he is just cute as can be and happy as a clam all the time. It is so hard to leave at 5:00 and not shove him in my car. It's really too bad that I like his parents and big brother so much, otherwise he would be MINE ALL MINE.

Jen needs to hurry up and get me a baby so I'm not so tempted to kidnap. This is the reason I can never go to the mall.

Comments

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

So... Jen needs to get knocked up for you? And not you? Why like that?

[siercia]

You want to buy baby?

Or maybe just borrow for an evening? Wiley and I could use a night out =)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, she's not a baby but I'm sure we could arrange a play date some night when you guys need the time. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Because my body is broken and I don't ovulate and I can't have kids. :(

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

Oh. :-( I'm sorry.

[cranapril.livejournal.com]

I'll cure you... come watch MY kids for more than five minutes.

Of course, it's different when you can give them back to the parents... and I definitely understand 'baby pangs' because we've been getting them lately.

Careful, babies are contagious.

[calledmara.livejournal.com]

Knowing how much you want a baby makes it all the more gratifying to hand out money to kill unborn babies.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I'd really rather adopt anyway (personally), but Jen really wants a biological child.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I /wish/ I could "catch" a baby. At least three of my coworkers are currently pregnant. I WANT BABY!!

I like your kids. They're fun.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I have no problem with that, as long as you don't start killing MY unborn babies.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

GET A BABY!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I want to. :( Give me one?