Baby Fever: 103.8

[judecorp]

On Thursdays at 4:00 I see one of my absolute favorite clients in the history of clients. He's a 9-month-old with low muscle tone and he is just cute as can be and happy as a clam all the time. It is so hard to leave at 5:00 and not shove him in my car. It's really too bad that I like his parents and big brother so much, otherwise he would be MINE ALL MINE.

Jen needs to hurry up and get me a baby so I'm not so tempted to kidnap. This is the reason I can never go to the mall.

Comments

[calledmara.livejournal.com]

Knowing how much you want a baby makes it all the more gratifying to hand out money to kill unborn babies.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I have no problem with that, as long as you don't start killing MY unborn babies.