Poor widdle lobstahs, removed from their tank with all of their friends, alive when they came into my home...

Do you know why they put rubber bands around the claws of all those lobsters in the tank with all their little friends? So they won't go all snicker-snack on whoever's fingers might be reaching in to pull them out of the tank, right? Well, not exactly.

See, those little lobsters in the tank aren't exactly friends. If they didn't all have rubber bands on their claws, they'd tear each other apart.

Just sayin'... not so friendly in there, really.