Pumpkin Thief

[judecorp]

I made the kick-ass-est pumpkin for Halloween (I will upload pictures someday). Jen and I carved pumpkins on Sunday and I put them outside Monday for the trick-or-treaters and they were a /huge/ hit. People were gushing about them all night and my landlords were gushing about them and The Movie Thief loved them, too. My pumpkin was a spider and I was really pleased with how it turned out, which is good because I worked my tooshie off.

On Tuesday morning, our pumpkins were up on the porch by the door.
On Wednesday morning, Jen's pumpkin was up on the porch by the door (rotting).

SOMEONE STOLE MY PUMPKIN!

Jerks.

Comments

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough no one has ever bothered my pumpkins in this neighborhood. Not even when the hooligans used to brazenly throw rocks through car windows. In fact, I used to come home from work to find someone had put candles in them for me!

And yet, now that my parents have moved to their upscale middle class neighborhood the upscale hooligans smashed her pumpkins on her stairs. You just need to move to a worse neighborhood! Then the pumpkins will be safe.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to think you're right! I've never had a pumpkin desecrated before. I have never had a car vandalized. Before my car got egged here, the only thing that ever happened was when some jerkoffs knocked down and stomped all over Sean's and my SnowTransvestite.