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judecorp ([personal profile] judecorp) wrote2006-04-27 10:17 pm

Do we have a fire extinguisher?

So... one thing you never want to hear in the midst of a particularly stressful and chaotic week is, "Jude? Do we have a fire extinguisher upstairs?"

Jen and Ben (Bennifer?) were really wanting ice cream, and Jen decided she would hit up the grocery store after Survivor to go get some while Ben stayed here to watch CSI while Coworking Gina and I gabbed. Only we never got to gab. Because Jen started smelling something burning when she went outside, and noticed that the smoky smell went away as she walked away from the house. That's never a good sign. She looked up and there were flames visible on our second floor porch.

I grabbed the fire extinguisher from under the kitchen sink and passed it to Gina who was already halfway down the stairs. She passed it to Jen who was on the porch and was considering such ridiculous (and dangerous!) endeavors as attempting to put the fire out with her shirt or kicking the burning stuff over the balcony onto the ground. Instead, she deftly fire extinguished the two planters that were in flames. Apparently our crazy downstairs neighbor put a cigarette out in one of his old planters and nearly burned our house down! This is especially scary because the second floor porch is directly under our living room, which is where we were all spending our evening.

This whole scenario brought out really scary memories for me. Right before I started this eljay, in early June of 2001, the apartment building that A. and I were living in when we moved to Columbus was struck by lightning and caught on fire. I will never forget our neighbor banging on the door and saying that we had to get out because the building was on fire, trying to crate scurrying cats, forgetting to bring the computer out in the harried hustle and realizing /after/ we were out that it was finals week, I was doing papers, and I could possibly lose everything. The fire trucks came and we were eventually let back in... only to be evacuated an hour or two later by police because flammable chemicals and guns were found in a neighbor's place. (Does anyone remember all of the Fox and Hounds hullaballoo in 2001? Yeah, that was my place.)

A couple of weeks after that fire, A. and I broke up. Jen and I spent a chunk of this evening hashing out some particularly painful stuff, not at all helped by four days of clomid and her just-arrived period, and the coincidence is just enough to scare the crap out of me for just a little while. With all of the hormones pouring through my body, with all of the stress of the week with the DSS mess and the fist fight and my other weird family that has me concerned, with the lack of sleep from having the kitten all over us all night, I don't really need any more scares. Are you listening, Universe?

Thank goodness Jen saved the day and put out the bulk of the fire, and then I sent my neighbor down to hose down the front yard. She's my hero, and I'd really like Thursday Night TV Night to be over soon so she can just give me a lot of hugs.

[identity profile] gala.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow. That makes Jen's call make a whole lot of sense now.

I'm glad to hear you're all okay.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
She called you when our house was on fire? How very strange.

Good luck this weekend. :)

[identity profile] changinglight.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] prunesnprisms.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Geeez. I'm glad everything was ok. Stupid smoker.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I just can't stand that crap. Why are people so surprised what cigarette butts cause fires? It's crazy.

[identity profile] sassywoman.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
So glad you are all ok. What a terrifying experience.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. I'd like to not repeat that, please. :)

[identity profile] serenity-coach7.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeeek! So glad you are all okay!

(((hugs)))

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. :)
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[identity profile] oddharmonic.livejournal.com 2006-04-28 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Dang, that's scary.

Does the neighbor need an ashtray? I almost bought some at the dollar store the other day to use as plant saucers.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2006-04-29 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It is so ridiculous. He usually has ashtrays on his stupid porch and they are always overflowing. It is disgusting. I hate sitting on certain chairs on the porch because they are too close to his overflowing, stinky ashtrays.

I hope he has learned his lesson! There is melted plastic on the porch railing now!!

[identity profile] rizzo41.livejournal.com 2006-04-29 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't take any more scares!!


I am glad you are all ok and that the fire was noticed before it became more than a couple of melted plant pots. I hope the 1st floor landlords had a lot to say about Movie Theif nearly burning their house down with stupidity.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2006-05-03 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I hope he got a serious talking to. I wish he would just stop his disgusting smoking.

[identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com 2006-05-03 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously!