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I'm so glad we fired D'Brickashaw Ferguson. His numbers were so bad and it drove me bananas. Sayonara, 6 million count with 60% motile!
My man Dave is already doing a MUCH better job. He had 46 million sperm in his little pellet with 43% motility, for a Total Motile count of 10 million! 10 million swimmers all going in the right direction! That's 4 million more than D'Brickashaw had TOTAL.
Go, Dave, go!
My man Dave is already doing a MUCH better job. He had 46 million sperm in his little pellet with 43% motility, for a Total Motile count of 10 million! 10 million swimmers all going in the right direction! That's 4 million more than D'Brickashaw had TOTAL.
Go, Dave, go!