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judecorpI'm so glad we fired D'Brickashaw Ferguson. His numbers were so bad and it drove me bananas. Sayonara, 6 million count with 60% motile!
My man Dave is already doing a MUCH better job. He had 46 million sperm in his little pellet with 43% motility, for a Total Motile count of 10 million! 10 million swimmers all going in the right direction! That's 4 million more than D'Brickashaw had TOTAL.
Go, Dave, go!
My man Dave is already doing a MUCH better job. He had 46 million sperm in his little pellet with 43% motility, for a Total Motile count of 10 million! 10 million swimmers all going in the right direction! That's 4 million more than D'Brickashaw had TOTAL.
Go, Dave, go!
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Date: 2006-08-19 06:13 pm (UTC)I just wish that donor sperm didn't look like jizz. Jizz is so gross!
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Date: 2006-08-19 06:17 pm (UTC)How do they figure out how many swimmers there are? 10 million is a lot to count, esecially when they're all squirming and shit.
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Date: 2006-08-19 10:33 pm (UTC)I've actually wondered about examining my little swimmers. I'm kinda curious about how well they'd do if I ever gave them a chance. Fortunately for the world that chance is probably not going to happen. :)
You know what happened to the Kevin Costner character in "Rumor Has It"? I had something like that. I wonder if I have any swimmers at all.
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Date: 2006-08-20 10:57 pm (UTC)I can't really comment on the rest because I've never heard of Rumor Has It... but it should be pretty easy for you to get your doctor to order a semen analysis for you if you really want to know.
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Date: 2006-08-22 02:27 am (UTC)Same old same old with the neuroses. The old "it won't work" stuff.
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Date: 2006-08-20 05:44 pm (UTC)Is "D'Brickashaw" a real name, or did you make it up?
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Date: 2006-08-20 11:00 pm (UTC)D'Brickashaw Ferguson is a football player. See? (http://virginiasports.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/ferguson_dbrickashaw00.html)