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Aah, Mom.
Also, my mom still thinks I'm dying. It's so crazy.
When I was with the doctor, I said to him (I am not kidding), "So my mom is being crazy and is worried that I'm going to hemorrhage and die. What can I tell her?" He said, "Tell your mother that you are not dying."
So I call my mom and say, "I'm not dying. The doctor says I am not dying. Okay?" and she says, "If he is wrong, I will sue!"
Sheesh, I knew my mom could get a little, erm, emotional sometimes, but I seriously didn't know it was this bad. She was looking up flights and telling me I was going to hemorrhage and die! I tried to convince her that if I was bleeding enough to hemorrhage I would go back to the doctor, but I think she is dubious. As if I want to die in a puddle of nasty blood.
When I was with the doctor, I said to him (I am not kidding), "So my mom is being crazy and is worried that I'm going to hemorrhage and die. What can I tell her?" He said, "Tell your mother that you are not dying."
So I call my mom and say, "I'm not dying. The doctor says I am not dying. Okay?" and she says, "If he is wrong, I will sue!"
Sheesh, I knew my mom could get a little, erm, emotional sometimes, but I seriously didn't know it was this bad. She was looking up flights and telling me I was going to hemorrhage and die! I tried to convince her that if I was bleeding enough to hemorrhage I would go back to the doctor, but I think she is dubious. As if I want to die in a puddle of nasty blood.
Just curious...
Re: Just curious...
It's because we don't really have a lot of contact with each other. When I was a kid, I lived with my dad and saw her on Saturdays. When I got older, we were a little more in touch but then I moved (to Maine, and Ohio) and when I finally came back to New England, she moved to Myrtle Beach. She's been there for 2.5 years now and I still haven't been out to see her new place. I've actually only seen her once since she moved - she came for a NE visit and spent a couple of nights at our schwank apartment.
If you have any questions, hit me! :)