Aah, Mom.

[judecorp]

Also, my mom still thinks I'm dying. It's so crazy.

When I was with the doctor, I said to him (I am not kidding), "So my mom is being crazy and is worried that I'm going to hemorrhage and die. What can I tell her?" He said, "Tell your mother that you are not dying."

So I call my mom and say, "I'm not dying. The doctor says I am not dying. Okay?" and she says, "If he is wrong, I will sue!"

Sheesh, I knew my mom could get a little, erm, emotional sometimes, but I seriously didn't know it was this bad. She was looking up flights and telling me I was going to hemorrhage and die! I tried to convince her that if I was bleeding enough to hemorrhage I would go back to the doctor, but I think she is dubious. As if I want to die in a puddle of nasty blood.

Comments

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh out loud. I think your mother is funny.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It's USUALLY pretty funny... but not terribly helpful when you're upset and think you lost your baby and you tell your mom this and she tells you to be careful because you could hemorrhage and die. Uhh, thanks mom.