judecorp: (mad science)
2006-08-19 01:33 pm
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Sperm

I'm so glad we fired D'Brickashaw Ferguson. His numbers were so bad and it drove me bananas. Sayonara, 6 million count with 60% motile!

My man Dave is already doing a MUCH better job. He had 46 million sperm in his little pellet with 43% motility, for a Total Motile count of 10 million! 10 million swimmers all going in the right direction! That's 4 million more than D'Brickashaw had TOTAL.

Go, Dave, go!
judecorp: (nudeysmurf)
2006-08-16 08:59 pm
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My new babydaddy

Since we have a new donor this time around, I need a new babydaddy. The first time was just funny. This time... it's alllllllll business hottness.

Sayonara, D'Brickashaw Ferguson. Hello, Dave Navarro.





Holy crap, I would SO make babies with him the "do it" way.
*drool*