Creepy Holiday Songs

[judecorp]

So since we can all agree on "Baby, It's Cold Outside," how about:

Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And bring it right here.

We won't go until we've got some
We won't go until we've got some
We won't go until we've got some

Oh, the hell you won't. Who do you think you are? You can't just go up to someone and demand some figgy pudding!

Comments

[ladygreyy.livejournal.com]

I call Kendra that! My lil Figgy Pudding!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Awwh!

[hazeldragon.livejournal.com]

this is the first time i have acutally lol'ed in a while. girl, you kill me.

[amyura.livejournal.com]

Apparently, you can, if you're a group of British carolers.

[eight.livejournal.com]

trespassers!!

[mayna.livejournal.com]

lol demanding, aren't we? I can imagine a 4 yr old singing that song.
Mommy! Figgy Pudding! Now!

[colleenod.livejournal.com]

From the Muppets Christmas album of my childhood...

"Bring us some figgy pudding..."

Miss Piggy (offended): "Piggy Pudding?"
Gonzo: "No, figgy pudding. It's made from figs."
Miss Piggy (apologetic): "Oh sorry."
Gonzo (under his breath): "And bacon."
Miss Piggy: "What?"

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

D'OH!!! That is so funny!!!

[artjax.livejournal.com]

Figgy pudding sounds fucking awful.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Seriously.

[eeka13.livejournal.com]

I gave yer mom some of my figgy pudding last night.

[jeney.livejournal.com]

yes! i wish i could remember who made a post like this a couple years ago. they ended it similarly to this.

keep on with the songs! very, very funny!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Was it Patti? I feel like I've seen something about it, too. Trying to remember who we have/had in common...

[jeney.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking it was my friend Diane (journeyto), but I can't be sure.

Gosh, I may have to spend hours scouring everyone's archives now.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

If you find it, let me know! I don't know Diane, so maybe it's just deja vu?

[midnights-sun12.livejournal.com]

omg have i mentioned i miss you?
cause i do!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I miss you, too! Maybe you can come play in snow!

[sillypilgrim.livejournal.com]

Creepy....



Demanding and repetative!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! Thanks for the videos! :)

[skreeky]

I hereby demand figgy pudding.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I gotcher figgy pudding right here, baby!

[goddesswhitty.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have always had a problem with that part of the song. Seriously, I dare you to come to MY house and demand shit from ME and think you're not walking away with a few less teeth.

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

Hey! I like "Baby it's Cold Outside"! If she was really worried that Mother, Father, Brother, Sister, and Maiden Aunt wouldn't approve of some canoodling she wouldn't have gone to his house during a storm!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, you said 'canoodling'!! :)

I guess I just never gave it a thought until this year. All of that "what's in this drink?" business.

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

She's just being coy. I don't think roofies were invented when this song was written. Were they?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think she's being coy, too. But it sounds suspect. :)

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

Bah. "Ooh! I thought it was just cocoa!" I don't buy it. She's a boozy whore and everyone knows it!

[cfred.livejournal.com]

I remember caroling with some friends back when I was in high school. The cut-ups in the back section edited the lyrics to the figgy pudding verse: "Now bring us your oldest daughter..."

Somehow that makes figgy pudding sound like a reasonable demand.