Creepy Holiday Songs

[judecorp]

So since we can all agree on "Baby, It's Cold Outside," how about:

Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And bring it right here.

We won't go until we've got some
We won't go until we've got some
We won't go until we've got some

Oh, the hell you won't. Who do you think you are? You can't just go up to someone and demand some figgy pudding!

Comments

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, you said 'canoodling'!! :)

I guess I just never gave it a thought until this year. All of that "what's in this drink?" business.

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

She's just being coy. I don't think roofies were invented when this song was written. Were they?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think she's being coy, too. But it sounds suspect. :)

[rizzo41.livejournal.com]

Bah. "Ooh! I thought it was just cocoa!" I don't buy it. She's a boozy whore and everyone knows it!