I'm nobody's wife, and I'm nobody's baby

[judecorp]

Sometimes, times like these, really, I think it would be better if I just stuck to my original feeling that some people are better off alone and I am one of those people. I am really really good at having friends, at being a good friend and a loyal friend, and at keeping friends.

When I like people, that's when the shit hits the proverbial fan.

I'm batting 1.000 here, kids. Somebody stop me before I go for #3.