I think you should name your computer after a supreme court justice. Personally, I would name it Sotomayor, John Roberts, or Scalia. Sotomayor is fun to say and she is pretty unoffensive judicially so far - plus, she's a latina so when your friends are wondering why your computer is set to spanish, just tell them it's Sonia Sotomayor. Also, your computer could be Soto for short. It's a cool name, right?
John Roberts, because I think naming a computer John Roberts means there is a high likelihood it will take over the world. Think about all computers-taking-over sci fi stories you've ever seen/read/heard about/dreamed of - replace the computer's name with John Roberts. Bam.
And Scalia. He's pretty offensive. I think Scalia would be a bad ass name for a computer, especially a PC, because every time it gives you a blue screen of death or crashes, or you have to restart it, you can say, "Scalia made a really bad decision" or "I really hate you, Scalia."
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Date: 2011-02-23 11:49 pm (UTC)I think you should name your computer after a supreme court justice. Personally, I would name it Sotomayor, John Roberts, or Scalia. Sotomayor is fun to say and she is pretty unoffensive judicially so far - plus, she's a latina so when your friends are wondering why your computer is set to spanish, just tell them it's Sonia Sotomayor. Also, your computer could be Soto for short. It's a cool name, right?
John Roberts, because I think naming a computer John Roberts means there is a high likelihood it will take over the world. Think about all computers-taking-over sci fi stories you've ever seen/read/heard about/dreamed of - replace the computer's name with John Roberts. Bam.
And Scalia. He's pretty offensive. I think Scalia would be a bad ass name for a computer, especially a PC, because every time it gives you a blue screen of death or crashes, or you have to restart it, you can say, "Scalia made a really bad decision" or "I really hate you, Scalia."
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