For My Jostypants.

[judecorp]

(Heh. Having given in and downloaded the LJ client at work has really upped my postings.)

Comments

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

So do you wear a belt with your Joshypants? Do you fold up the cuffs? What size are they? Do you have enough pockets in them?

Are they your favorite pants?

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

The jostypants are MY favorite. That's for sure.

1/2 of the sweet spot, baby. =)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My jostypants r0x0rs my s0x0rs!

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

So what, girls put on the JostyPants(tm) and then go all weak in the knee?

Sounds questionable.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Some girls do.

He pimps bigger than I do.

And that, my friends, is some BIG PIMPIN'.

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

So the JostyPants(tm) are like some freaky leopard skin pattern with lots of frilly fake fur down the sides, and like a big feather padded codpiece?

Maybe some rhine stones spelling "BIGPIMP" across the ass?

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I own pants like that. Don't be rippin' on 'em, dude.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Kristofer, you scare me.

Pause.

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

I'll put aside the silliness for a moment and ask why?

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

Those would be your KPPs?

Re: Pause.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

The mental image of those pants you described was frightening.

Re: Pause.

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

Ah, well don't worry the codpiece would be on velcro for quick release detachment!

I only Pimp that Big

[jost.livejournal.com]

because you're there for me to Pimp with! Only together can we manage to Pimp the *entire* ATL! Word.

Re: I only Pimp that Big

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

Ok, assuming that userpic is the JostFoo PimpCollective working together... well no one has on any pants.

This must mean you only high five after successful pimping but before re-Panting.

j00 r0X0r!!

[jost.livejournal.com]

I <3 u more than I can say! cyb3r m3!

Re: Pause.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

But they look GOOOOOOD on me.

Almost as good as karate pants.

Re: I only Pimp that Big

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

That's fucking TEAMWORK!

Re: I only Pimp that Big

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

sex=smooches.

(This has nothing to do with pants.)

Submitted for your PimpPantsaPProval

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.seriouspimp.com/

Re: Submitted for your PimpPantsaPProval

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

Someone tell me why I did that one anon like.

*sigh*

Re: I only Pimp that Big

[mythicalbeast.livejournal.com]

GIRL! I wanna smooch you UP!

Re: Submitted for your PimpPantsaPProval

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

Old habits die hard?

Mr. Anonymouse.

Re: j00 r0X0r!!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I cyb3r j00!!

Re: I only Pimp that Big

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

To the aah, tick tock you don't stop.

[earlthesquirrel.livejournal.com]

I wanna smooch you like an animal!