Aaah, the irony.

[judecorp]

hot_guy_6966: HI how are you today? Single White Attractive male here 5'11 165 Short brown Hair Green Eyes, From Columbus area looking for someone to have some fun with and party today if you are interested let me know.

*** Auto-response sent to hot_guy_6966: Big Gay Meeting. Back later.

Comments

[juliann.livejournal.com]

I guess he didn't write back? :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Affirmative. :)

[00solstice.livejournal.com]

heheheheheheh

[indigodove.livejournal.com]

Now that is funny!!! :-)

[iansha.livejournal.com]

So does that mean you aren't interested in his pants party, or what? :D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

There is a party in my pants, Chaz, and /you're/ invited!

[iansha.livejournal.com]

Wooooo!
Now that's a party I'd attend!

Yummmy Jude pants party.

[gibson.livejournal.com]

I am a sex machine.
Would you like to see my penis?

[iansha.livejournal.com]

Standard or Automatic? ;)

[badadam.livejournal.com]

stick all the way, baby...

[iansha.livejournal.com]

A shame I never learned how to work one ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Will you show me how to drive it?

[badadam.livejournal.com]

no, but if you're good I'll give you a ride :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yay! Horsey!

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

Oh, the irony is DELICIOUS! That is TOO FUNNY, Jude.

*gigglefit*

...

[scottsimmons.livejournal.com]

Hehe.

Re: ...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Doh! I got a comment from scottsimmons. I feel so privileged!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Faithfully married white male, dropdead gorgeous, extremely humble, tight package (5'7"...maybe I should say "compact" instead of "tight") looking for candlelight dinners followed by intense hot sex haiku.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I can help you out.
I offer syllables - I
wanna sex you up!

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

you turn me on, babe inspire my mind
i will make you moan all night give you verbiage
like no one else can e e cummings

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Strikethrough haiku's hot cool!
It makes me all wet down there all brainy-warm
and turns me right on gives me a laugh.

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

i love knowing that
i get your juices flowing
i want to move you


[there...needs no strikeouts cuz it's ambiguous!] ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

These haikus were fun.
I like mental exercise
But now I'm sleepy.

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

let's go to bed, babe
we can write some good haiku
inbetween our snores

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You want me to go
to bed with you? Daring, since
I could get gropey.

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

never you mind, then
i wanna keep all my parts
i'm quite fond of them

our subject has slipped
it's supposed to be about
x-rated screwinghaiku in stillness

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

sirens rage outside
but inside this room, my blood
boils for want of you

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

WOW! I don't think I can top that.

i am either bored
(my creative juices stopped)
or i am boring

but seriously,
maybe the sirens are just
coming to get you

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

just like me, they long
to pursue your big weenie
to be close to you

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

that's copyrighted!
they'll come to take you away
ha ha, hee hee...oh.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

If I'm in prison
will you visit me and bring
a cake with a file?

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

i'll bring a cake, but
i prefer lemon filling
to iron filings

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Lemon filling is
better, 'cause you can't lick a
file erotic'ly.

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

what??!?

this conversation
has deteriorated
into something sour

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Tittillated with
the boy's grandiose verbage -
oh! immense yearning!

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

good morning judeness
i'm not feeling creative
so i'll just say hi

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

you know I really
like writing haiku with you
even to say hi.

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

i'm really hungry
so i'm gonna go downstairs
to make some oatmeal

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

i was chatting with
my coworker who came in
my office just now

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

i never got to
the oatmeal cuz my phone kept
ringing and ringing

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

If only I had
your number, then your phone could
ring because of me!

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

baby, don't you know
by now? my number is ONE!
i'm the mack daddy

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA HA ha ha ha
ha ha HA ha HA HA ha
ha ha HA HA HA!

Re:

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

LOL!

that about sumz it up. :)