judecorp: (tongue jude)
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hot_guy_6966: HI how are you today? Single White Attractive male here 5'11 165 Short brown Hair Green Eyes, From Columbus area looking for someone to have some fun with and party today if you are interested let me know.

*** Auto-response sent to hot_guy_6966: Big Gay Meeting. Back later.

Date: 2002-05-16 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliann.livejournal.com
I guess he didn't write back? :)

Date: 2002-05-16 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Affirmative. :)

Date: 2002-05-16 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
heheheheheheh

Date: 2002-05-16 10:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigodove.livejournal.com
Now that is funny!!! :-)

Date: 2002-05-16 11:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iansha.livejournal.com
So does that mean you aren't interested in his pants party, or what? :D

Date: 2002-05-16 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
There is a party in my pants, Chaz, and /you're/ invited!

Date: 2002-05-16 11:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iansha.livejournal.com
Wooooo!
Now that's a party I'd attend!

Yummmy Jude pants party.

Date: 2002-05-16 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gibson.livejournal.com
I am a sex machine.
Would you like to see my penis?

Date: 2002-05-16 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iansha.livejournal.com
Standard or Automatic? ;)

Date: 2002-05-16 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badadam.livejournal.com
stick all the way, baby...

Date: 2002-05-16 12:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iansha.livejournal.com
A shame I never learned how to work one ;)

Date: 2002-05-16 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Will you show me how to drive it?

Date: 2002-05-16 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badadam.livejournal.com
no, but if you're good I'll give you a ride :)

Date: 2002-05-16 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yay! Horsey!

Date: 2002-05-16 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mightywombat.livejournal.com
Oh, the irony is DELICIOUS! That is TOO FUNNY, Jude.

*gigglefit*

...

Date: 2002-05-16 12:31 pm (UTC)

Re: ...

Date: 2002-05-16 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Doh! I got a comment from [livejournal.com profile] scottsimmons. I feel so privileged!

Date: 2002-05-17 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Faithfully married white male, dropdead gorgeous, extremely humble, tight package (5'7"...maybe I should say "compact" instead of "tight") looking for candlelight dinners followed by intense hot sex haiku.

Date: 2002-05-18 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I can help you out.
I offer syllables - I
wanna sex you up!

Re:

Date: 2002-05-18 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
you turn me on, babe inspire my mind
i will make you moan all night give you verbiage
like no one else can e e cummings

Date: 2002-05-18 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Strikethrough haiku's hot cool!
It makes me all wet down there all brainy-warm
and turns me right on gives me a laugh.

Re:

Date: 2002-05-18 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
i love knowing that
i get your juices flowing
i want to move you


[there...needs no strikeouts cuz it's ambiguous!] ;)

Date: 2002-05-20 07:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
These haikus were fun.
I like mental exercise
But now I'm sleepy.

Re:

Date: 2002-05-20 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
let's go to bed, babe
we can write some good haiku
inbetween our snores

Date: 2002-05-21 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You want me to go
to bed with you? Daring, since
I could get gropey.

Re:

Date: 2002-05-21 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
never you mind, then
i wanna keep all my parts
i'm quite fond of them

our subject has slipped
it's supposed to be about
x-rated screwinghaiku in stillness

Date: 2002-05-24 06:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
sirens rage outside
but inside this room, my blood
boils for want of you

Re:

Date: 2002-05-24 11:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
WOW! I don't think I can top that.

i am either bored
(my creative juices stopped)
or i am boring

but seriously,
maybe the sirens are just
coming to get you

Date: 2002-05-30 06:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
just like me, they long
to pursue your big weenie
to be close to you

Re:

Date: 2002-05-30 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
that's copyrighted!
they'll come to take you away
ha ha, hee hee...oh.

Date: 2002-06-02 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
If I'm in prison
will you visit me and bring
a cake with a file?

Re:

Date: 2002-06-02 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
i'll bring a cake, but
i prefer lemon filling
to iron filings

Date: 2002-06-03 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Lemon filling is
better, 'cause you can't lick a
file erotic'ly.

Re:

Date: 2002-06-03 09:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
what??!?

this conversation
has deteriorated
into something sour

Date: 2002-06-04 06:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Tittillated with
the boy's grandiose verbage -
oh! immense yearning!

Re:

Date: 2002-06-04 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
good morning judeness
i'm not feeling creative
so i'll just say hi

Date: 2002-06-04 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
you know I really
like writing haiku with you
even to say hi.

Re:

Date: 2002-06-04 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
i'm really hungry
so i'm gonna go downstairs
to make some oatmeal

Date: 2002-06-04 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
i was chatting with
my coworker who came in
my office just now

Re:

Date: 2002-06-04 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
i never got to
the oatmeal cuz my phone kept
ringing and ringing

Date: 2002-06-04 11:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
If only I had
your number, then your phone could
ring because of me!

Re:

Date: 2002-06-04 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
baby, don't you know
by now? my number is ONE!
i'm the mack daddy

Date: 2002-06-04 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
HA HA ha ha ha
ha ha HA ha HA HA ha
ha ha HA HA HA!

Re:

Date: 2002-06-04 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
LOL!

that about sumz it up. :)

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