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A survey I stole from [livejournal.com profile] kyoki_tenchi who stole it from [livejournal.com profile] soulcatcher73 who stole it from [livejournal.com profile] jojospanks:

01. My name is: Judith Anne Almeida

02. I may seem: cocky

03. But I'm really: very self-assured

04. People who know me think I'm: crazy

05. If you knew me you'd probably: want my hot bod! Okay, not really. You'd probably... tell me to shut up.

06. Sometimes I feel: frustrated.

07. In the morning I: nuzzle my kitties.

08. I like to sleep: with my foot touching someone else's foot.

09. If I could be doing anything right now I would be: backpacking somewhere.

10. Money is: stupid.

11. One thing I wish I had is: a strip of ocean.

12. One thing I have that I wish I didn't is: anger.

13. All you need is: yourself.

14. All I need is: more time.

15. If I had one wish it would be: world peace.

16. Love is: the path to Western enlightenment.

17. My body: needs to be more buff! Rowr!

18. If an angel flew into my window at night I would: say hello.

19. If a demon crashed into my window I would: grumble about having to get another window.

20. If I could see one person right now it would be: Jodie.

21. Something I want but I don't really need is: a CD player for my car.

22. Something I need but I don't really want is: to have "the conversation."

23. I live for: life.

24. I dare you all to: write me a love letter.

25. I am afraid of: failure.

26. It makes me angry when: I fail.

27. I dream about: nonsense.

28. I daydream about: being hugged.

29. I want to say: "If you ever feel that the world hates you, realize that it hated me first." (I wish I could remember chapter&verse)

30. If I had a million dollars: I'd build a tree fort in our yard. You could help, it wouldn't be that hard. Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.

31. Fad you wish you had never bought into: the poof.

32. City you would next like to live in: Maybe someplace daring, like San Francisco. But probably Boston.

33. Food you used to love and now can't stand: Creamy Italian salad dressing.

34. Childhood idol: Don Mattingly.

35. Biggest leap of faith: Going to Philmont.

36: Worst job: the nursing home in Brewer, ME

37. Least favourite drug: Marijuana. (I'm allergic.)

38. Least favourite slang word: "gay"

39. Guilty pleasure TV show: The Real World

40. Favourite song in eighth grade: 8th grade? Shoot. I have no idea. Something by the New Kids?

41. CD or tape you are most ashamed of: John Mellencamp's Greatest Hits

42. Favourite screen couple: Lindsay and Melanie

43. Favourite screen villain: Tony Soprano

44. Most hated celebrity: Carrot Top

45. First crush: Heath Charron, Grade K.

46. Favorite halloween costume: Traffic light

47. First concert: Tiffany & NKOTB

48. Ever seen a ghost?: Noper.

49. First friend: Keith Lafrance.

50. Favourite Simpsons character: Lisa.

51. Recurring dreams: All of my dreams are contained within recurring themes.

52. Favourite playground equipment: Anything climbable.

53. Number of first cousins: 3: Anthony Almeida, Ken Laflamme, Tim Laflamme. I haven't seen Ken & Tim in over 10 years. I saw Anthony a few months ago.

54. Name of freshman year dorm: First semester - VanderPoel Hall #701. Second semester: Suffolk Hall #612B.

55. Summer camp: I wanna go back to Philmont, where the old Rayado flows. (One summer I spent 2 days at Mater Spei Day Camp and begged my parents not to send me back.)

56. What is the most rebellious thing you've ever wanted to do?: Commit suicide.

57. What's the biggest surprise you've ever had in bed?: Having to call 911.

58. What is the most beautiful sound you've ever heard?: laughing children

59. In which year of your life did you change the most?: 1993.

60. What have you most envied in a sibling?: His popularity in grade school.

61. Who had the most enviable parents among your friends?: I love love LOVED Don's Mom.

62. What's the wildest thing you've ever done in public?: Streaked.

63. What invention of this century has had the biggest impact on your life?: This century? Umm... umm... teeny cell phones.

64. What is the longest amount of time you could spend on a desert island with your bf/gf or spouse before needing the company of others?: A month. I thrive on company.

65. What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again?: I don't know if you'd need to pay me.

66. Who is the person you are most candid with?: Jodie? Carina? Baga?

67. Who taught you the most about good sex?: Me.

68. What one thing would you most like to teach the opposite gender?: be cleaner in the bathroom. Your mother doesn't live here.

69. Who is the easiest person to be with that you know?: Carrie.

70. What was the largest debt you ever ran up?: My car loan (that is now paid, yeah!)

71. Who was the worst creep you ever dated?: Scott Lefebvre.

72. Whose smile can most easily persuade or seduce you?: Persuade - Widget.

73. What is the hardest thing about love?: It speaks a language I don't understand.

74. With whom is your willpower weakest?: Jennifer.

75. What would be the best way to get rid of a dead body?: Acid acid acid.

76. What is the strongest profanity you use?: I use whatever I feel like using. But when I get /really/ frustrated, I pull out the religious slurs.

77. Who has the weakest set of values among your friends?: No idea.

78. When do you most need attention from your lover?: When I have something happy to share.

79. What is the most spontaneous you have ever been?: Random car trips at Philmont.

80. What topic do you feel least comfortable discussing with your bf/gf or spouse?: My vulnerability.

81. What is the best thing you've ever put in your mouth first thing in the morning?: My toothbrush.

82. What problem do you think is most common among friends your age?: Uncertainty.

83. What is the best position for sex?: Ummm... I dunno. Lemme show you. ;)

84. What is the nicest imperfection in your mate?: birthmarks or freckles.

85. What would you find hardest about being in prison?: Lack of freedom

86. What do you want most right now?: Certainty.

87. What is the least you've ever worn in public?: Nothing.

88. What is the best way for you to relieve tension?: Sports.

89. What one part of your own body comes closest to your ideal?: Calves. Eyes. Hair. Wrists. Foot in position for a good front kick.

90. When did you look most beautiful?: I always look beautiful.

91. What is the most extreme thing you would do to your own appearance to make yourself better looking?: Buy a new wardrobe maybe. I could care less.

92. What was the moment in your life when you felt most in love?: Driving in the jeep on the way back from Boston.

93. What would make you go insane the fastest?: Lack of sleep.

94. What is the strongest part of your relationship with your bf/gf or spouse?: Mutual concern.

95. Where is your mind?: Your pants.

Date: 2002-05-21 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliann.livejournal.com
08: You like to sleep more with my hand touching your butt!!
95: I'm not wearing any pants! ;)

Date: 2002-05-21 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dch4.livejournal.com
24. I dare you all to: write me a love letter.

Already did. Someone lost it. ;-)

SANDRA

Date: 2002-05-21 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robby.livejournal.com

BY BARRY MANILOW AND ENOCH ANDERSON

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
She's a great little housewife
Though sometimes she talks like a fool
But she helps at the store in the holiday rush
And she picks up the kids after school
And she puts down the phone when her husband comes home
And she changes from mother to wife
'Til she feels the words hanging between them
And she hangs by her words to her life

She says I swear I love my husband, I love my kids
I wanted to be like my mother
But if I hadn't done it as soon as I did
Oh there might have been time to be me
For myself, for myself
There's so many things that she wishes
She don't even know what she's missin'
And that's how she knows that she missed

She's a sweetheart, except when she's moody
It's hard to get through to her then
Depressed for a while when the youngest was born
Oh but that happens now and again
She might take a drink with the housework
Or when Michael's kept late at the shop
A Martini or two before dinner
But she always knows when to stop

She says I swear I love my husband and I love my kids
You know I wanted to be like my mother
But if I hadn't done it as soon as I did
Oh there might have been time to be me
For myself, for myself
There's so many things that she wishes
She don't even know what she's missin'
And that's how she knows that she missed

Oh they used to hold hands at the movies
Now it's seldom if ever they go
Once you've paid for the sitter and parkin' the car
There's no money left for the show
She was doing the dishes
When a glass fell and broke on the tile
And she cut her wrist (quite by mistake)
It was real touch and go for a while

She says Oh God I love my husband and I love my kids
You know I wanted to be like my, my mother
But if I hadn't done it as soon as I did
Oh there might have been time to be me
For myself, for myself
There's so many things that she wishes
She don't even know what she's missin'
And that's how she knows that she missed

Date: 2002-05-22 07:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
I love you!

Date: 2002-05-22 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I love you back! Meep bleep!

Re: SANDRA

Date: 2002-05-22 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Thank you, but why?

Date: 2002-05-22 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
You are SO right. Can we relive the moment when you visit?

Date: 2002-05-22 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Dude, I'm still so pissed about that.

Another invasion from my friends list

Date: 2002-05-23 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingsal.livejournal.com
Don't mind him. He just got a little jealous of us. :)

Re: Another invasion from my friends list

Date: 2002-05-23 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Dude, I think we should give him something to be jealous of!

Date: 2002-05-23 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliann.livejournal.com
Relive the moment of me having no pants?? OK!

(Oh wait I meant the English version, didn't you?? ;) )

Teenybop voice: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta.. take me to melting pot

Date: 2002-05-23 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Done deal.

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