For my sekrit luvah...

[judecorp]

ObJ: Come see my pretty celestial bed and I will make you see stars
ObJ: When are you leaving t for me?

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[juliann.livejournal.com]

t makes the money, honey. We need him now that your sugar daddy isn't pimpin himself for us.

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

True. Damn you and damn reality.

Will t make enough money to support me? I clean. And I look pretty and make a good arm ornament. Or something.

I'll give you piggy backs so you're not in pain. Now THAT'S useful!

Whoa.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I just realized that I *almost* make enough to be someone's sugar momma.

If I could only avoid getting laid off.

-C.

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm handsome. And inexpensive.

Be mine?

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[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

I think the picture of "Brawny Smurf" sold me. For real . =)

Will you come watch me get my butt kicked in karate? Better yet, will you come and take karate with me? Karate partners are uber-cool.

Is it ok if we don't have cable? We'd have netflix... but no cable.

Are you allergic to dogs or cats? Do you own any dogs or cats?

What about Eeyore? Do you like Eeyore? I seem to have a pretty big Eeyore fetish.

Do you want your own room? Do you need me to send you flowers on a regular basis? What about chocolate?

My, my. So much to think about! So much to do! I don't think I realized being a sugar momma was going to be so much work! Dear me.

Heh. But I think there is something wonderfully fucked up about me being your sugar momma. All things considered.

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Will you come watch me get my butt kicked in karate? Better yet, will you come and take karate with me? Karate partners are uber-cool.

I am currently looking for a karate partner and some money to take karate. See how well we could help each other out?

Is it ok if we don't have cable? We'd have netflix... but no cable.

I never watch television. I remained cloistered in my own saucy genuis.

Are you allergic to dogs or cats? Do you own any dogs or cats?

I have no animal allergies. I have 3 cats. One of them, however, stays with the spouse when I go. So that leaves 2 cats. And they rock.

What about Eeyore? Do you like Eeyore? I seem to have a pretty big Eeyore fetish.

People who love Eeyore do it for me. I had a talking 'Ask Me More, Eeyore' (which was a lot like a magic-8 ball in an eeyore doll), but it's currently living with my friend Mark. It could live with you! (p.s. I'm a Piglet gal. Is that okay?)

Do you want your own room? Do you need me to send you flowers on a regular basis? What about chocolate?

I need some sort of space of my own. For the genius. But it could just as easily be a sunporch. I don't /need/ anything that I can't provide for myself (except the sugar, momma, except the sugar), but flowers, chocolate, letters and sodas, etc. would be painstakingly appreciated.

p.s. I found and uploaded this pic just for YOU. See how well I could take care of you?

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[baab.livejournal.com]

Where do you get these smurfy icons?

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I steal them from the place I order from online. I'd tell you where, but it's probably illegal and then I'd have to kill you. :)