Bigger breasts and a higher IQ.

[judecorp]

etherial - That would be cheating, dude.

gargyrrl - I am /so/ not a Smurfette by any stretch of the imagination. I'm much more Handy Smurf, actually. :)

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I am still being stalked by the security guard at work. I told him I was a lesbian today. I'm worried about rebacrwfrd. I am crazy busy at work. Tomorrow is date night with whod81. I love my prettyvacantone. I pick Jennifer up from the airport tomorrow. I didn't get to eat dinner until 11pm. Did I mention I'm busy? I'm becoming frantic. I need time to just answer email. I get to see doulamel this weekend finally. I miss her. I'm thirsty. Is it Friday yet?

I guess I /do/ know everyone in Columbus. I went to see oneedge's new apartment last night, and sitting in his living room was Windi, a girl I'd met once in the fall of 2000. She didn't recognize me. Hee. She asked me to come over tonight and make cookies with her, but I really didn't want to move.

In the past two days after work, I've: gone grocery shopping, bought cleaning supplies, changed cat litter boxes, took out the garbage, unclogged the tub drain, scrubbed the tub, cleaned the bathroom, did lots of dishes, bought a birthday card for my grandmother, called my father, filed papers, and watched The Celluloid Closet. I need a vacation from my life.