Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop!

[judecorp]

The best girlfriend in the world:

drives you to Bernie's so you don't need to find parking
calls when it's getting late to see how you're doing
comes to pick you up at 1:30 in the morning
drives you to her house
hugs you close even though you smell like sweat, bodies, and beer
continues to hug you as you pry sweaty clothes off of your smelly body
wipes hoodie fuzz off of your sweaty skin
kisses your lips that have kissed half the bar's occupants
tells you she loves you extra loudly when your ears are ringing
gives you clean pajamas so you can take a shower
walks to your house to check on your cats while you wash up
comes back and loves on you again
tucks you into bed

I had the most amazing time tonight, and it was capped off by a most wonderful person. I know I've never been loved like this before.

p.s. You know when you forget a song exists until you hear it again? Hey, smurfbrother! The Queers covered "Murder in the Brady House" by Screeching Weasel tonight. Holy crap - I don't think I've even thought of that song since you used to sing it to me when I was in junior high school. :) I love my big brother soooo much! <3 <3 <3 <3

Comments

[mylifebitesass.livejournal.com]

Awww... fucking adorable. I wish I had a big brother. :D

[purple-thread.livejournal.com]

All I can say is "AWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
Hehehe. I'm so happy for you Jude :)

The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn is to Love and Be Loved in Return.

[loudprincess.livejournal.com]

That is the sweetest post I've read in a long time. Ain't love fabulous? *big sigh*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My big brother rocks.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are such a sweetie-poop, Pregnut!

<3 It was fun hanging with you. <3

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, it's just cause I was tipsy. I'm not sweet. I am anti-sweet. YEAH!

Judezilla!

Re: The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn is to Love and Be Loved in Return.

[loudprincess.livejournal.com]

In my experience, even the most hard-shelled bad-asses have a soft, gooey center, Judezilla. So there! You're probably a big sap just like the rest of us. ;)

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[judecorp.livejournal.com]

NEVER! I will never cave in to your LIES!!

:)

[crazyveigh.livejournal.com]

*is jealous* no fair! you get the best boyfriend AND the best girlfriend :(

[grrrrrindigo.livejournal.com]

that's just too cute.... *de gags on the cuteness, but really wants that in her life...*

Yeah well...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm just that good.

Neener! =P

But but but...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You have hunny! :)

[kieron.livejournal.com]

I know I've never been loved like this before.

it will not be taken for granted.
it will not be commonplace.
it will be consistent.