Engrish delivered right to my door!

[judecorp]

Today I got a letter from my favorite noog. She is studying abroad in Japan, and her letters are exotic and lovely and full of steamy sex stories entertaining. Today's letter, though, had an extra-special surprise sticker, and I owe her big huge smurfy thank yous!



Thanks so much, Saucepot!

Comments

[qaphsiel.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I love shinging...

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

Wait..so what's the first best thing?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Let me show you.

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

Oooh baby. Your place or mine?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yourlegss

[cdh2199.livejournal.com]

Hey smurfchick:

Thanks for the email on my icon... I agree it's very yummy!!!

You can respond to me at:

AIM= cdh2199

C/

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

This is to being the first best Engrish shing to doing with lips.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My AIM name is TaterTard, though I am seriously on AIM once a month or less (I can't AIM from work, and never turn it on at home). But if I am ever on, I will look for you. :)

That is a /wonderful/ icon. Mmmmm.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are the funniest boy I know!

[noog.livejournal.com]

Ha. This post made The Girl (http://www.livejournal.com/users/grlfriday) jealous.

I propose that you two resolve your differences through naked Jell-o wrestling.

Doh!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Jealousy was not my intention this time.

I don't combine nudity with food. So perhaps I'll just fuck her.

[noog.livejournal.com]

You can't do that unless I get to be in the middle!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I will do whatever I damn well please including making you moan my name.

[noog.livejournal.com]

You can not do anything you damn well please except me.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You can't tell me to do you what to do! I am horny a free person!