judecorp | *BOOBS HERE*

What is up with the trend of putting a stripe right in the middle of men's tshirts? I mean, I like the look of them on the hangers and all, but I have to be really careful when I wear them because it's like a walking advertisement: BOOBS HERE. I need to shop for some smooshier sports bras or something since I stopped binding last year. I was starting to notice a difference in the way my breasts were falling, and I think binding was screwing them up pretty hardcore, so I took a hiatus. Wearing this shirt has made me wish I hadn't packed all the binding stuff up somewhere, though. I'm tired of being a boy with boobs.

I am eating a Tofutti Cutie for breakfast. I should eat some of this food so I don't have to transport it. I made the mistake of packing all the pots and pans, though, so last night I packed most of the food that requires pots and pans. There are boxes all over the apartment. I should arrange everything so that it's easy to take out of here. Then again, my apartment is so small that it's not like there's much difference whether something's in the bedroom or the living room.

I have been shredding lots of old documents. This has been great! Instant Packing Material. The new place is going to be a total mess of shredded paper! Oops. At least the cats like it.

Oh! HA HA. My cat, Daedalus, likes tampons. (Unused.) There are never any tampons in my house because I never bleed, but Gretchen was here and she had some with her. Somehow, my mighty Daedalus got into her bag and spread tampons all over my apartment. It was hysterical! So then, when we got into the apartment, she picked them all up and zipped her bag up tightly, and Daedalus kept pawing at the bag and meowing and trying to chew the zipper open. That boy is so smart!