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I need to go back to work, if only to get some sort of structure to my life. I'm starting to turn into Sean, and forget which day of the week it is. If it wasn't for [livejournal.com profile] whirledpeas, I wouldn't have remembered that yesterday was Secret Date Night. Which means I wouldn't have eaten chips at Don Pablo's until I was going to explode.

I need to apply for a job so I can, in good conscience, check that 'yes' on the unemployment card. I keep calling the place that is supposedly hiring me and having a hell of a time reaching them. I keep leaving messages for the administrative assistant and I'm starting to feel like a stalker. Today I left a message for the assistant director who interviewed me, and asked him what I should do. I have all their papers filled out, and all their materials gathered up, and now I need to hand it in so they can make me an offer and I will feel better. I'm getting antsy.

I'm disgruntled with the fact that the landlord has /still/ made no effort to come out here and even verify that there is no vent for the dryer. Jen desperately needed clean clothes so last night and this morning, I ran the dryer anyway. Now the apartment is hot and humid and the whole laundry closet is damp. Gross. I looked around the building today and verified that there's really nowhere to even /have/ a vent - there are no vents outside the house at all. I'm wondering if no one has a vent. How odd and infuriating. I wish I'd been smart enough to doublecheck that there was a vent before I dropped all that money on the washer and dryer.

Last night, I met the boy that lives on the first floor on the other side. He is young, and totally a dumbass. He is 19 or 20 and had two 18 year old friends with him, and they were drinking wine coolers. I offered them some of the leftover beer from the party, the stuff I won't drink, and they were drooling all over themselves. They were telling me things like this (I felt so old):

fuckin' drinkin' dood it's so cool to like drink and then you like sleep all day cause you were up all night drinkin' and I wish I was unemployed dood cause like i can't wait to go on spring break fuckin' cancun dood all those people who don't drink are so gay would you like buy for us sometime

Yeah. So anyway, I went upstairs and just shook my head. They were so odd, but I'm apparently their new (gay) best friend because I gave them the Champagne of Beers.
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Date: 2003-07-09 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingsal.livejournal.com
You gave them my beer!!?!!

Date: 2003-07-09 09:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yes. I was hoping to make them stop talking to me. It worked. That's worth 10 cases of beer, you would believe me if you heard them for even a minute.

I will buy you more beer if you want it back.

Date: 2003-07-09 09:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laughingsal.livejournal.com
Haha. Don't worry about it. It's totally shitty beer.

Date: 2003-07-09 09:48 am (UTC)

Date: 2003-07-09 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
When are we doing lunch/dinner/icecream? I totally need an excuse not to eat *all of the perishable food from our fridge* while the power is still out at our house.

p.s. If we do lunch/dinner/icecream... can I bring the twins, Mommy?

Date: 2003-07-09 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadist.livejournal.com
Oh they sound charming.


People who don't drink. . . *laughs*.

Date: 2003-07-09 09:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Not to them. They were so in love with me after.

(They would be more in love with me if I brought them a case of YOU!)

Date: 2003-07-09 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
We could go... ummm... tonight? Tomorrow? (for ice cream) I'll have to check with The Girl when she comes for lunch. I'm going to meet Jen (and maybe Patti, haven't heard from her yet) at Gibby's in Grandview tomorrow for lunch, I think, if you want to come.

Otherwise, I can meet YOU for lunch - maybe Friday?

And of course you can bring the twins, Mommy!

Date: 2003-07-09 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
They're just young. I remember saying to them, "I think I'm a little too old for Spring Break." And they said, "Fuckin' no way dood no matter how old i get i'll never not go on fuckin' vacation dood!" And I said, "Vacation and Spring Break are very different, boys. My days of doing shots out of someone's belly button are over." They were flabbergasted.

Re:

Date: 2003-07-09 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
Tonight would rock. That way I can bring the twins!

Grandview is a little too far for me to travel tomorrow since I have a court date set with the twins dad re: criminal non-support.

Date: 2003-07-09 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murnkay.livejournal.com
My days of doing shots out of someone's belly button are over

Liar *grin*

Re:

Date: 2003-07-09 10:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadist.livejournal.com
Perhaps thats what I missed.


My youth.

Date: 2003-07-09 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yarnaddict.livejournal.com
all those people who don't drink are so gay

So that's what my problem is!

Date: 2003-07-09 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Bleh. Good luck tomorrow!

I'll give you a call tonight, or you give me a call tonight. Somewhere in there, I might be biking with [livejournal.com profile] vorpalbla, but I haven't heard from him, so... :)

Date: 2003-07-09 11:16 am (UTC)

Date: 2003-07-09 11:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Perhaps. I am still enjoying mine.

Date: 2003-07-09 11:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Problem solved! :)

Date: 2003-07-09 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luloubelle.livejournal.com
DOOD

I drink and I'm still gay... damnit, I'll never win!

Date: 2003-07-09 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
We could drink and be gay together!

Date: 2003-07-09 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
How come I have to wait until tonight to make plans for dinner, Mommy?

(I'm totally a planner. I apologize for not being spur-of-the-moment.)

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Date: 2003-07-09 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadist.livejournal.com
*smiles*

I am in a number of ways as well. . . and I never plan on giving it up.

However the thing I see that I didn't do was be stupid in the ways most people are from time to time. . . esp when they are young.

Date: 2003-07-09 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I just paged [livejournal.com profile] vorpalbla, so I'll have a better idea if he calls me back.

Sorry, I'm a crappy planner, Mommy. I would like to have ice cream with you and the twins, but I'm worried that 8 or 8:30 would be too late for them to eat ice cream.

Re:

Date: 2003-07-09 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carina-s.livejournal.com
It's summer, so we have summer bedtimes now, Mommy. 8:00 or 8:30 would be ok with me!

You're not a crappy planner at all- I'm just a little anal.

Date: 2003-07-09 12:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
and they were drinking wine coolers [...] "all those people who don't drink are so gay"

You should have reminded him that wine coolers have been considered "gay" since, say, 1991. Having been over 21 for quite some time, and having been a lesbian for perhaps even longer, you could come across as quite authoritative on the subject... regardless of the veracity of such a comment. ;-)

Date: 2003-07-09 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 00solstice.livejournal.com
no... dood.
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