G.I. Jude

[judecorp]

Sean shaved my head today. #2 guard all the way around. It's pretty crazy.

I've only had my hair like this for a few hours. I guess that's long enough, though. On my walk home from Unemployed Alcoholic Night, some guy on a bike yelled, "bald-headed bitch" at me. Great.

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[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

Mmm, bald-headed Judes.

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Wan me to rough em up for ya Cap'n?

[crazyveigh.livejournal.com]

i wanta see pics!!
of sean! and your hair! & then sean again! ;)

[mayna.livejournal.com]

I wanna see, I wanna see!
Good thing Jen doesn't love you for your hair. :-)

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

I use a #2 guard all the way around Himself's head once a month, then just fade the sides up with it for the next few weeks (he doesn't like sitting still for long).

Short hair is so much fun to touch! I loved it when I had 1/2" all over, although I don't think I'm brave enough to go shorter than that.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Remember when Girlboys liked thier hair long? And they also liked boobs? Or did I imagine all that too? ;-)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yessir!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Heh - you goon!

When The Girl comes back with my camera, I can take a picture.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if she did, she'd be SOL.

Picture when I get my camera back.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, come touch my head!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You crack me up!! :)

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever the case, G.I. Jude is still a Real American Hero. :-)

She fights for freedom wherever there's trouble. G.I. Jude is there!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

There's more than one? :) YIKES!

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

He should have yelled, "Bald headed HOTTIE!" :) He got the words mixed up. What a dumbass.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know that part in the movie Carrie where the kid on the bike chants, "Creepie Carrie, Creepie Carrie" and then he falls off his bike?

Yeah, I kinda hoped that would happen.

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Haha.. the fact that you know that makes it all worth it. ;-)

[kaasirpent]

Obviously, you have not been practicing your snapped Looks Of Pure, Unadulterated Evil™. Sissy Spacek could have reduced this bozoid to a quivering lump of protoplasmic jelly.

I know you can do it. You just have to learn The Look.

:)

[poopsmoothie.livejournal.com]

What, don't you come in sixpacks?

[haloumi.livejournal.com]

I bet it looks good. I love having my hair really short and it feels like nothing on earth.

Well, shaving it back with a blade feels better but that's almost a 'stay inside and draw the blinds' kind of better so I'll spare you that.

I never understand the assholes who feel that their shouted opinion is worth sharing when (a) it isn't and (b) it's barely vocalisation let alone an opinion. Have you noticed it's always the people who are heading past you in a vehicle that shout it? It's like they're wearing a t-shirt that says "I am not only stupid but I'm a chickenshit that will only yell when I can run away."

Discard those weenies! You were probably just too damn hot and he caught himself in his bike spokes in an uncomfortable way.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

Can I rub it can I rub it can i rub it can i rub it can I rub it can i rub it can i rub it can I rub it can i rub it can i rub it can I rub it can i rub it can i rub it please please can i? :D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

It sure would be heavy to carry six of us. And we would break the plastic bags.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I'm always trying to help.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

And I would have needed that "eet eet eet eet" background music, too. That would have ruled!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Have you noticed it's always the people who are heading past you in a vehicle that shout it? It's like they're wearing a t-shirt that says "I am not only stupid but I'm a chickenshit that will only yell when I can run away."

This is brilliant! And oh so true. MWAH!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ALL THE TIME!

[mermil.livejournal.com]

Do you feel all refreshed and cool because the wind can blow right, like, INTO your head?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yes. It actually felt quite weird at first, because I could feel the wind blowing my little tiny hairs. It was the first time in forever I was outside the house without product in my hair.

[auntiesiannan.livejournal.com]

*frinky frinky frinky* ooo, velvety! :D

[shadist.livejournal.com]

Does she come with Kung-Fu grip?

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm pretty sure she does, she learned it from kungfoogirl but I've never made her mad enough to use it... yet

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

Are you full of beer?

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

*lol* omg stop it!!! u r crakcn me up!!!!

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

G.I. Jude is still a Real American Hero

Oh that rocks. I have to call Jude this from now on.

[shadist.livejournal.com]

I think that is, most likely, a wise move indeed.

*smooch*

[lorac.livejournal.com]

Olive Juice!!!

I can't wait to see the pictures.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sometimes. :)

And sometimes we're full of ICE CREAM!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Meep!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*purr*

Re: *smooch*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like your new turtle picture. :)

Re: *smooch*

[lorac.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I decided that I was tired of the baby broccoli. I've got some pictures on my computer at home that I want to upload too. I'll have to try to remember that this weekend.

I liked the picture in the other post. It looks cute.

Re: *smooch*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I like /you/.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Touch my monkey's head?

(Isn't he cute!) :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA HA HA! Scary Grandpa monkey!