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Is this where I bring my playmobil pirates to steal away the knight and keep her for mine forever?

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This is where the knight SMOOCHES the karate smurf, while karate smurf fights off pirates using her sais.

If you must come steal the knight, you have to promise to return her in same condition in which you found her. Does that sound fair?

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No way. I will return her worn out, exhausted and entirely satiated!

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But karate smurf has sais. Sais are much cooler than eye patches. And she doesn't have a peg leg.

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I have that one! The have all the small pirate packs. I just need Redbeard's revenge, but I will surely get that for my birthday, arrg mateys!

And I have the dragon too, so I can make the knight even hotter than ever!

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But karate smurf is VERY afraid of this pirate right here:

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I deleted the post because I had a broken link. Sorry.

I re-posted it below.

I suck.

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Have I mentioned my Smurf Name is Insatiable Smurf?

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If you suck well, we will forgive you!

But Redbeard's Revenge can surely kick ANY single smurf's butt!

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OK I suck too, cuz that's not really Redbeard's revenge, it's another pirate ship. But I must have them all anyway, so neeeer!

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is some ninjas. I'm serious! They've got pirates and princesses and doctors and bikers and all sorts of weird shit. But not a SIGNLE ninja.

Now THAT sucks.

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Yeah the closest I have is a hun with a corded whip. But Lego are so ninja'd out lately I can see why they are avoiding it for now.

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Of course, we've been trying to assemble the playmobil village people too, but they all come in multi-figure packs so that's a bit too expensive yet.

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You know, I could totally start to like this WAY TOO MUCH.

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Definitely need ninjas. For my knight.

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There is no such thing as "too much".

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I am SUCH a dork.

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