judecorp | I could only have this "conversation" with my Deth Vegetable.

Jude: Will you rub my head for luck?
Veggie: Indeed I will rub thy head for luck!
Veggie: Will it get me MONEY?
Jude: Yes.
Veggie: yay! Money!
Jude: I like money.
Jude: $BLING$BLING$
Veggie: I remember money.
Veggie: sort of
Jude: What's money?
Jude: I am unemployed.
Jude: I got laid off.
Veggie: Me too. Although I can start my crappy $8/hr job again next month. Oh boy!
Jude: Yikes!
Veggie: oh no!
Jude: I will be working sometime soon, as soon as my FBI check clears.
Jude: Oh no?
Veggie: Whoa
Veggie: Are you going to be a FED?
Veggie: NARC! NARC! NARC!
Jude: Rowr!
Jude: No, I will just be working with foster kids
Veggie: NARC! NARC!
Veggie: oh, ok
Veggie: narc?
Jude: NARC!
Jude: CRAN!
Jude: ca 'e'
Jude: err,
Jude: ca 'w'
Veggie: Indeed!
Jude: (ca 'e' is what the narcs say)
Veggie: Thats how the Portuguese Mafia recognizes them.
Jude: Absolutely.
Jude: That Friendster thing is getting out of control
Veggie: yeah, I know.
Jude: crazy
Jude: like a fox
Veggie: But I have found some people I hadn't talked to in a looong time on it.
Jude: Like your mom?
Jude: LUCAS! PHONE FOR YOU!
Veggie: WHY I OUGHTA
Veggie: SON OF A
Veggie: JESUS H
Jude: Poop
Veggie: analingous
Jude: y buttfucker
Veggie: yay!
Jude: Sleeeeepy
Veggie: You have my fone numbers, right?
Jude: Yessir. Three bags full.
Veggie: yours has been DULY RECORDED in my cellfone
Jude: I called your phone on Thursday and talked to your wo-man.
Veggie: Oh! Thats right!
Jude: I told her I was drunk and that I stole a hard hat.
Veggie: I forgot about that! She told me that you called, and that you were drunk!
Veggie: Were those true?
Jude: Yessir!
Jude: I walked past a construction site and stole a green hard hat.
Veggie: That means you are now a construction worker.
Veggie: thats how it works
Veggie: i know these things
Jude: It's so true.
Jude: First I moved to Ohio.
Jude: Then left my husband.
Jude: Then cut off all my hair.
Jude: Then dated a woman.
Jude: Then worked in construction.
Jude: LOGIC.
Veggie: FLAWLESS
Jude: VICTORY
Veggie: MORMON WOMBAT!
Jude: Sleeeeeepy
Veggie: I recommend: SLEEP
Veggie: <- medical professional
Jude: Sleep is for wimps and midgets.
Veggie: wimps AND midgets?
Jude: Trust me on this one.
Veggie: WOW
Veggie: who knew?
Jude: Which are you??!?
Veggie: Can I be both?
Jude: You're kind of tall.
Veggie: sez you
Jude: sez me
Jude: FUCK NOW
Veggie: JIMINY CRICKET!
Veggie: There are CHILDREN present!
Jude: Where?
Veggie: um
Jude: *looks*
Veggie: ok
Veggie: i lied
Jude: *GASP*
Jude: You are SO MEAN TO ME
Veggie: Oh yeah?
Jude: *gets offended*
Jude: *starts a flame war*
Jude: *mentions Hitler*
Veggie: Then how come you are the MEANIESMURF
Veggie: ??
Veggie: It says so on my phone.
Jude: That is a good question.
Veggie: cellfones cant lie
Jude: That is my eBay name.
Veggie: science is fact.
Jude: It's a fact - the Queen of England doesn't know her ABCs.
Jude: A B C D X P Q
Jude: R X Z, oh, hello!
Veggie: Onions are all I eat.
Jude: How is Mr. T?
Veggie: he is guarding my front window!
Veggie: Both of him!
Jude: Wowwwwwie
Jude: Are you a fan of the Mountain Goats?
Veggie: Yes!
Veggie: did I turn you on to them?
Jude: I don't remember.
Jude: But there is one song I really like by them.
Veggie: which one?
Jude: The fall of the star high school running back or something like that.
Veggie: I think my favorite is "The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton"
Veggie: Yeah, that is a good one too
Veggie: I like that one a lot
Jude: I like that other one, too.
Jude: :-)
Veggie: yay! Agreement!
Veggie: CONCURRANCE
Jude: Indeed.
Veggie: ence?
Veggie: I SPEL GUD
Veggie: TIPEY TIPEY
Jude: omg u r so smrt
Jude: lik i cud jus im u all day!!!##@~!)
Veggie: you said CUD
Jude: CHEW YOUR CUD
Veggie: exactly
Jude: so you are getting OLD
Veggie: No DOUBT
Veggie: I'm gonna be THIRTY this year
Veggie: man
Veggie: OLD
Jude: Holy crap!!
Veggie: OLD OLD OLD
Jude: FOL ROL DE OL ROL
Veggie: its a fct.
Veggie: FUCT
Veggie: HAR
Jude: I still love that book so much.
Jude: And I still have "The MOnster At The End of This Book"
Jude: with a flower in it that you picked for me on a street
Veggie: awww
Jude: <-- sentimental
Jude: <-- gentleman
Veggie: I was thinking of you the other day, cuz there was a girl in my Archaeology class who reminded me of you, cuz she was very silly.
Jude: I am deathly serious.
Jude: I don't know what you are talking about.
Jude: ANALINGUS!
Veggie: She plays Blind Melon and george michael songs and "I Touch Myself" on the Ukelele
Jude: Oh Ay Oh AY
Veggie: Granted, you do not play the Ukelele. But for some reason, this reminded me of you.
Veggie: So, In order to solve this paradox, you must immediately take up the ukelele
Jude: Just like Mike Brady
Veggie: Well, you already have his pants.
Jude: I'm in his pants?
Veggie: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Jude: I think I need to go to bed.
Jude: Like, a lot.
Jude: I am sleepy.
Veggie: Midget or wimp?
Jude: WIMP WIMP
Veggie: hee
Veggie: ok. You sleep! I will see you this week! (yay!)
Jude: *shows you her boobs*
Jude: See you THIS WEEK!!
Veggie: Holy!
Jude: (WOWWWWWWIE)
Veggie: Jiminy!
Jude: Nighteroo! Can't wait to see you!
Veggie: yay!
Veggie: g'nite!
Jude: Night!
Jude: G'nap!
Jude: G'nap!
Jude: Apap Frums!

I am so excited to see him again. Long live the cDc Ninja Strike Force!