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"Hedwig and the Angry Inch" is hysterical. I will never look at an oven the same way again. And Tommy Gnosis is just gothboi-ically delicious!

And an OSU Parking Attendant person was entirely flirting with me in this disgusting middle-aged man way. He ran my plate (or my permit #, not sure which) while Wynne and I were in my car. He then proceeded to come over, and with this HUGE smile, say, 'I'm so disappointed in you. You have no violations.'

And there was me, in all of my ass-kicking boy glory, wearing, of all things, a *football jersey*. And so I smiled back, and I played coy. But I had to physically /will/ myself not to say, 'Oh? Were you hoping to violate me, mister?'

Date: 2001-08-22 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happy2beso.livejournal.com
I have a violation. I think I owe them $3, although it's probably 4 or 5 by now. Sometimes details escape me.

Date: 2001-08-22 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Don't let Mr. Parking Attendant Man find out! He will want you to bend over, nyuk nyuk.

Sometimes I wonder where my mind is.

Date: 2001-08-23 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zarabeth.livejournal.com
And might I say, darling, it was a *dang* EVIL smile.

I wasn't sure which of us he was hoping to violate first.

"The quarterback ! Buggering the linebacker !"
"Oh the humanity !"

And don't forget the cute goth boy at the Menses festival, bright-colored prayer beads and all. Though at first I thought he was a girl. =)

Date: 2001-08-23 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Me? An evil smile? I am a sweet and innocent, pure and perfect paragon of virtue. *blinkyblink*

(That /wasn't/ a girl at the Menses Festival?)

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Date: 2001-08-23 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zarabeth.livejournal.com
I thought so too ! But the credits said "boy at the Menses Festival" and I was like, oh. =)

EVIL smile on Parking Man ! With his huge ass of virtue, uck.

Date: 2001-08-23 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Doh! Fooled us both! :)

Ewww, and his untucked uniform shirt of DOOM!!

(Was it really evil? I don't know if I was going for evil or if that was my 'violate' comment trying to burst out.)

Re:

Date: 2001-08-23 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zarabeth.livejournal.com
No, *he* was evil.
What, he expected us to say, "oooo how I love a man in uniform" ?
GAAAAAAAAAG me.
This is probably why I was so sick yesterday, not because of some stomach flu.

I'm so glad you were there to protect me. =)

The Menses boy looked more boyish when (s)he was sitting on the stage. But I just thought (s)he was a boy-looking girl. So much for my tg radar. =)

Yummy either way though. =)

Menses boy

Date: 2001-08-23 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Color me shocked. I'm usually good at that. But phooey. I thought (s)he was a boy-looking girl, too.

And that's me, I'm all about protecting the ladies. And my uniform of choice is a gi. Baby.

(That's probably why we were BOTH sick!)

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