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[judecorp]

It's ANDREA's birthday!

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[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

It's also my Conception Day (give or take a week or two)! Thanks, Mom and Dad, for doing ... you know ... that.

And Harpy Biffday to Andrea! If I were to buy you a card it would probably be something like this:

Outside: I don't know you, and you don't know me...
Inside: ... but Happy Birthday, anyway! I'm not stalking you, or anything. Honest. I just heard it was your birthday. Really. No need to get nervous or paranoid. Uh... is that pepper spray?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Dude, your parents HAD SEX!

[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

Dude, your parents HAD SEX!

Yeah, at least six times! Ewwwwwww!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yuck!

[grrlpower.livejournal.com]

Hey you, I called ya around 12:15 to see if ya were home, was gonna see if I could stop by to pick up my laptop... guess my Dad is thinking about getting one and wants to try one out. You gonna be around this afternoon?

[mooglegrl.livejournal.com]

It's my sister's birthday too!

Woo, birthdays! :D

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I've been here all day. Did you call my cell, because I don't know where in the house it is.

But I've been here, and will be here.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, mooglesister!

[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm told that sex between consenting adults is a beautiful thing. So apparently, I'm doing something wrong.

[grrlpower.livejournal.com]

ah, I called your home phone and let it ring 4-5 times.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's totally weird. The phone hasn't rung all day long.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

HA!