Onion Hell!

[judecorp]

There were tons and tons of onions in my "no onions, please" veggie wrap at Panima's. Since it was a wrap, I had to burrow into the sandwich with my fingers and pull all the onions out, or risk contamination. I've washed my hands three times, but they still smell like onions. Ugh!

SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Comments

[iansha.livejournal.com]

Lemon juice is oft helpful...

...hrm, I wonder if the 'rubbing your hands on stainless steel' trick works on onions much like it does with garlic.

Try it, let me know! :)

[purpleboots.livejournal.com]

Yep, lemon juice (or lemonaide as an alternative) is the answer.

[kjtoo.livejournal.com]

Amputation is the only cure!

[hopemcg.livejournal.com]

I was thinking I had heard that silver was the way to go.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*goes to try the lemon juice*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yay, lemon juice! You guys are the best!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yay, lemon juice! You guys are the greatest!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Eeeeek!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Like how? Like, rubbing your hands on silver things?

[purpleboots.livejournal.com]

glad to be of assistance. It also effetively gets rid of garlic smell (strong lemonade for garlic breath).

I wonder if Lemonheads would work for stinky breath. Not that it would be a problem for you, since you picked them all out anyway. Whatever. I'm rambling.

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

I've got a few things with silver on them you can try rubbing....

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Onions are one of the evilest substances ever.

I stand by what I say.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Is that "code"?

Bwahahaha!

[purpleboots.livejournal.com]

I have no problem with that. I personally love onions, but I understand distaste for certain foods. Most of my friends swear I am the pickiest eater they have ever met.

Most of the foods that I don't eat are because of texture. I don't eat meat because I don't like the texture. I don't eat beans (legumes) because I don't like the texture. I don't fault anyone for not liking a certain food.

The "whatever" was the fact that I was bringing up something completely irrelevant, not for the fact that you picked them out. Sorry if it sounded like I was pulling out attitude.

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

;) Mayyyybee...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sorry if it sounded like I was pulling out attitude.

Nah, no attitude. I was just messin' with you.

I know what you mean about texture. I don't eat nuts because I don't like the way they make my teeth squeak inside. ICK!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I <3 you.

[purpleboots.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, me too! I don't like nuts for that same reason.

Weird.

[iansha.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo!

Martha doesn't have a THING on me! :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Clearly, we are twins.

[kungfoogirl.livejournal.com]

oh my.

I'd have totally yarfed.

I fucking HATE HATE HATE onions.

Most vile things ever on the face of the Earth.

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

Backatcha babe.

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

Febreeze™ yourself, baby!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know this is one of the things I truly love about you. You know the truth about onions.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[tekbabe.livejournal.com]

More than likely the scent is trapped under your fingers nails. Try sticking the tips of your fingers in bleach. not to long, then rinse and wash.

GYAH!

[opalexian.livejournal.com]

YOU TOO?!?!?

If I eat onions, I can taste them for up to a WEEK afterwards...my hands can absorb the smell of onions forever too, and I'll wake up smelling that shit. ICKEROLI!

I bet that stupidhead Gargamel ALWAYS smells like onions! X D

Re: GYAH!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I BET YOU'RE RIGHT!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Eeek, bleach is scary!

I did the lemon juice thing, and it worked. But Thanks!