Can you come out and play?

[judecorp]

My Jennifer is going on a steakhouse date with Brandie Naked tonight, and I am currently plans-less. If anyone wants to babysit amuse me this afternoon/evening/night, that could be fun. Comment, call, or email. I don't have any preferences, and I'm pretty open to whatever.

Please?

Comments

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

you're welcome to join us for dinner. we're having some beef burgundy something-or-other that my mom dropped off, and then maybe we could hit greater's or something?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

Oh, I'll AMUSE you, baby.

C'mere. *wiggles eyebrows* hehe

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

i could do dinner after work... how does cap city diner sound?

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Wanna come over? :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the invitation, Patti, but I don't eat any red meat. Still, I might be convinced to go to Graeter's... call me when you're done dinner and stuff?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, temptress. C'mere, little lady.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a great idea!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sure, lemme get on my bike!

[thatpatti.livejournal.com]

i was thinking maybe you didn't. looks like i might be without a car this evening (or a carseat for fisher anyway), but if not i'll call ya.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Okay, no big thang. Thanks for thinking of me, though. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

Our icons are so salacious!

*wink*

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

I would so love to bike to your house.

I don't think I could do it in an afternoon, though.

And I think Pike's Peak and Reno would be pretty challenging.

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

Are you planless tomorrow (Friday) night? If so email/call.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You make me so hot when you use big words.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You could do it. I have faith!

(Of course, I wouldn't be expecting you for a while, and I'd hope you had lots and LOTS of water!)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm not sure. Lemme consult with The Boss and see what's up.

The weather is gearing up to be sucktacular, though.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

*slinks up to jude*

*brings lips just to her ear*

Whispers:

Onomotapoeia.
Serendipity.
Incongruous.
Lacivious.
Prurient.

*slinks away*

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Will you have a glass of water waiting for me when I get there? :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Two!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*spontaneously combusts*

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

Two?

I only have two nostrils. I can drink with one and breathe with one.

I can't drink with both at the same time.

Sheesh...what kind of biology do you think I have??!?

:)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are a nut. I don't usually like nuts (HA! Pun intended), but I like YOU!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen my nuts.

(But I'd be happy to show them to you. We have some lovely cashews.)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You tried to offer me your nuts when I was there for dinner! I told you I don't like nuts! :)

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

but: things you don't know
what's in piña colada?
it's a mystery

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

you know that old song
i like pina colada
it makes me giggle!

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

rupert holmes, baby!
but i'm not into champagne.
i don't like the taste.

other lines get me.
like "making love at midnight?"
i'm down with that. word.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

meet you tomorrow?
in the dunes on the cape? nice.
i would like that lots.

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

no, i don't think so.
i don't like sand up my butt.
somewhere else instead?

;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

"something else instead?"
woulda been great, cause then I'd
say, "What up your butt?"

[jeffholton.livejournal.com]

my conjugations
include "ergo," "with," and "for"
but you don't see "butt"

...or something