Instant Pleasure

[judecorp]

Nothing says "excited" quite like when your doorbell rings, and your postal carrier hands you a box from Good Vibrations addressed to the girl of your dreams.

*sproiiiiiiiiing*

Comments

[tehdawgfather.livejournal.com]

Bleh.

You should order from us. Like one of these (http://www.adameve.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=AdamEve&category%5Fname=Toys%5FDongs&product%5Fid=5635) (not work safe, unless you work where I do).

Always happy to place a special, discounted order for you ....

-tpg

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

guh. please dont remind me that i wont be having sex of any kind for at least four to five weeks.

i'll just have to vent my frustration with exercise. oh wait, i've been forbidden to do that as well.

well, there's always eating like a pig! *ROWM*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yay! You used my favorite picture!!

Can you not have any sex of any kind, or just the penetration kind?

Cause, well, you know... *waggles eyebrows*

wait a minute..

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

*sproooinngg?*

shouldn't it be... *shplshpppllshlop* ... or something?

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

well i guess technically i *could* have the non-penetration kind, but its frankly kind of gross down there, and i dont want to turn The Little Bundle of Spanish Goodness off of it for life.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Oooh, did someone say DISCOUNT?

Heh, why goodvibes and babeland? Basically, because I like the idea of a sextoy store designed for women, and women-operated. I like that I can find dildos that don't look like penises. (Dude, that double dong had VEINS, for crying out loud! GROSSSSSS!) I like that I don't have to see stupid pr0n videos that have boobiful woman gyrating on each other to fulfill some dude's fantasy.

But when you talk /discount/, honey, I'm all ears. :)

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

*snork*

"boobiful"

Re: wait a minute..

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, *sproiiiiiing* was actually me bouncing up and down with joy, not, well, you know...

Re: wait a minute..

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

BAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

god. i am a retard.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Well, all right.

Re: wait a minute..

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Though I suppose I /could/ *sproiiiiiiing* blue latex goodness at you!

[tehdawgfather.livejournal.com]

Yah, I get everything here for wholesale + 10%. We mark up most stuff 400 - 500% so it's quite a discount.

I like the idea of female run stores too, but considering 18 of our top 20 selling products are vibrators, we have the power to turn more women on to loving themselves through speedily moving plastic than a lot of other places.

I work here mostly because I enjoy knowing that at some point, people are having more fun in their lives b/c I show up everyday.

That said, get in touch with me with a list of what you want, an address to send it to and a credit card and I'll tell you how much it is.

-tpg

[sacharine.livejournal.com]

I wanna work there tooooooooo.

Re: wait a minute..

[swisscheesed.livejournal.com]

Actually that's what I thought "sproing" meant coz I'm pervy.

Re: wait a minute..

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

shouldn't it be... *shplshpppllshlop* ... or something?

I would run far away from a vagina that made a noise like that.

[vorpalbla.livejournal.com]

What about "queaf!"

Re: wait a minute..

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

well i would run far away from an erection that made the noise *sprroiiing* as well

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Weeeeellll, I'm sure you're a swell guy, but there is no way in hell I would give my credit card information to some random dude on the internet.

You'll have to forgive me on that.

Re: wait a minute..

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I love you when you're pervy.

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

There are probably hundreds of websites devoted to the phenomenon, and I don't go looking at those either.

That said, we should all strive to be comfortable enough in our relationships to be able to produce bodily noises in front of our partners, no matter the orifice.

Re: wait a minute..

[lemur68.livejournal.com]

As would I.