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BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Some telemarketer just called and asked for Jennifer. He had a classic telemarketer voice, so I told him she was in the shower (she is) and asked if he'd like to leave a message. He then asked, "Well, is there a Mr. G------?" I yelled, "I'm your Mr. G-------, asshole!" and hung up.

Gawd, I kill myself!

Date: 2004-01-03 07:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatpatti.livejournal.com
ha! awesome!

Date: 2004-01-03 07:30 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-01-03 07:44 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-01-03 07:51 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-01-03 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
Poor guy, probably didn't even know what hit him. ;-) I had a girlfriend a long time ago who would tell me about the time, when (under similar circumstances) was asked about a Mr. P she broke down in Mock tears and told him how he had recently been killed.

Date: 2004-01-03 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennbits.livejournal.com
hahahahahaha

completely unrelated and mostly retarde:
for some reason that made me think of that song from the early 90s, "call me mr. raider, call me mr. wrong, call me mr. vain vain vain"

Date: 2004-01-03 10:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] folkyboy.livejournal.com
i do that too :D yay for being blatantly gay

Date: 2004-01-03 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thespian.livejournal.com
you rock my world.

Date: 2004-01-03 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Oh geeze, if you get that song in my head I will seriously kill you.

Date: 2004-01-03 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
AWESOME.

Telemarketers need to be toyed with.

Date: 2004-01-03 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I love the userpic!

Date: 2004-01-03 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur68.livejournal.com
I've been wanting to turn telemarketer or bill collector calls into phone-sex calls.

Date: 2004-01-03 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
POST LOGS

Date: 2004-01-03 05:45 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-01-04 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Post logs!??

WHAT'S HER NUMBER!!

I've got some ginsu knives...

Date: 2004-01-04 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Er...

...his number.

Man, did I walk right into that one, or what.

Oh what the hell...I'm not picky! :)

...but...uhm...I don't actually have ginsu knives.

Ok...I'll stop digging...

Date: 2004-01-04 04:19 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] oddharmonic.livejournal.com
That totally made my day.

We rarely have telemarketer calls. I inadvertently fubar'd the last survey I talked my way into being the right demographic for because it was about feminine hygeine. Apparently "cup" was not the right answer, heh.

Date: 2004-01-04 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Way to educate the masses!

Date: 2004-01-05 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Did someone say "LOGS"?

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