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I have been such a bad, bad kid today, foodwise. Not only did I ignore my free, healthy lunch packed away in the refrigerator in lieu of running off to chinese buffet with my coworker, but I have now used some of my chinese buffet change to procure a Hershey bar from the machine downstairs. All I can say is this: Being bad tastes so frickin' good. Mmmmm.

I have a lot of aggravation over the President and his State of the Union Address. However, I would rather diffuse this angry energy by trading ridiculous emails back and forth with my coworkers. The three of us have spent the last two days mocking one of the Guardians Ad Litem at the family courthouse. Let me tell you, when you're irritated about the state of affairs in your world, it helps to glut your agency's email system with poems about Hair Helmets. [dr. evil]In the spring, we made meat helmets.[/dr. evil]

I have to meet a client for the first time in half an hour. I suppose I should go get all of the necessary forms. After I eat this delicious chocolate and send another email...

Date: 2004-01-21 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
*Insert excited statements about Women and Chocolate here*

Date: 2004-01-21 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillbreathing8.livejournal.com
i think i love you...

or maybe i just want in your pants..?

chocolate is good

Date: 2004-01-21 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennbits.livejournal.com
and women who say procure are fucking sexy.

Date: 2004-01-21 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] booboobob.livejournal.com
YAY for meat helmets!

:0-)

Date: 2004-01-21 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserkitty.livejournal.com
I was *so* close to buying a Hershy Bar with Almonds when I was at the store this afternoon. I traded it in for a coke. I paid twice what I would pay for a 2 liter for 20 oz of caffeinated goodness.

Date: 2004-01-21 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kieron.livejournal.com
My boss gave me some chocolate yesterday that sure made some of that cotton mouth go away!;)

Canada looks good....in the summer. Just remember that. I am not discounting it - especially since I am considering it too....but brrrrrrrr.

Date: 2004-01-21 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddamnelf.livejournal.com
You work inside, and sit at a desk right? Have you ever thought of trying to do one of those exercises that you can do sitting down, like flexing your legs, or your abs, or something. If you were doing something like that everyday, then eating a candybar would be ok.

Date: 2004-01-21 11:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] saldemonium.livejournal.com
There's always Vancouver. ;) Nice weather there, almost all year 'round. Expensive, though.

Date: 2004-01-22 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] volumeat11.livejournal.com
I once had a meat helmet. It was in Canada, actually. Montréal, to be exact.

Everything else, I will plead the 5th to.

Date: 2004-01-22 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Don't get too excited, big boy. :)

Date: 2004-01-22 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
It's because of my HAWT chocolate breath, isn't it? :)

Re: chocolate is good

Date: 2004-01-22 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I <3 you so much! OMG WTF BBQ???!?!

Date: 2004-01-22 02:54 am (UTC)

<-- fatty

Date: 2004-01-22 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I would always pick chocolate over soda. But that's just me. :)

Date: 2004-01-22 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's too damned cold. Why does it have to be so cold??!?!

Date: 2004-01-22 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Would you believe that I actually spent a week in Vancouver once, in January of 1996? And would you believe that while I was there, IT SNOWED ALL WEEK?

I'm cursed! Cursed, I tell you!

(And it wasn't that expensive... not by my East Coast standards, anyway.)

Date: 2004-01-22 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Don't encourage me! Heh. I could just see me flexing my calves at my desk everyday, saying something like, "99 flexes to chocolate. 98 crunches to chocolate..."

Date: 2004-01-22 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Huh huh... you said "meat".

Re: <-- fatty

Date: 2004-01-22 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laserkitty.livejournal.com
I picked chocolate tonight. I made fudge brownies for dessert (ya know, the kind where you swirl the fudge on top..and I added chocolate chips to that...I ate it with vanilla ice cream while it was warm and poured chocolate syrup over all of it.

I'm currently...satisfied.

Date: 2004-01-22 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sudrin.livejournal.com
I'll TRY and control it, but I don't know.. you better watch out! ;-)

Date: 2004-01-22 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur68.livejournal.com
"...97 Kegels to chocolate...."

Date: 2004-01-22 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemur68.livejournal.com
TEH KITIE LOFE WIL MAKE SAMICH WIF METE HELMIT!!1

Date: 2004-01-22 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Diiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty.

Date: 2004-01-22 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kieron.livejournal.com
Uhm....cause it's so far from the equator?

the real question is why does it have to SUCK SO MUCH here.....?

Date: 2004-01-22 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kieron.livejournal.com
Nice weather is what exactly?

Date: 2004-01-22 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Think Seattle.

Re: <-- fatty

Date: 2004-01-22 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Gah, now I want chocolate again!!

Date: 2004-01-22 04:10 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-01-22 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kieron.livejournal.com
Oh.....uhm...hrm....that's not as nice as say San Francisco....or Orlando;)

Date: 2004-01-22 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Anywhere with you, my love, is sunshine all the time.

Date: 2004-01-22 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kieron.livejournal.com
Yer sweet.:)

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