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[judecorp]

I'm beginning to seriously think that I will not, under any circumstances, ever understand relationships or what it takes to hold one together.

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[calledmara.livejournal.com]

hope everything's ok.

[livinginfits.livejournal.com]

welcome to my world

What's wrong, my Hizzo?

[thelastbard.livejournal.com]

I hope everything's ok.

Would you like for me to sing you a song? A selection, perhaps, from the Adam Sandler milieu?

Anything to cheer up my B.

[osuptygal.livejournal.com]

yo..at least you try! :)
that's more than some of us do

[therewaslight.livejournal.com]

We (as in You and I) can survive ANYTHING. We prove this again and again in our respective lives, yes?

[khaosworks.livejournal.com]

You assume that there is something to understand to begin with.

I'm always on the other end of a phone call.

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

yeah i think we're all so warped by television that we don't really know how to make everything like that in our own lives. flaws are what make people fun. i hope everyone really celebrates that theory. good luck!

[wlscbone.livejournal.com]

I hope everything is ok,
and I don't think anybody understands relationships. I know I don't.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, everything's fine. I just hate that realization that things don't make logical sense, you know?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Am I ever going to date see you again?

Re: What's wrong, my Hizzo?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Everything's fine. I just don't understand relationships. Except ours. Hit with with some "Lunch Lady Land," papa!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha! That old "grass is greener" phenomenon. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

We (as in You and I)

Wait... *gasp* You're in LOVE with me, aren't you? ;)

And you're right, of course. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You assume that there is something to understand to begin with.

This is a very good point. People are just so freaking unpredictable, this writer included. Argh!

WHY?? WHY?? WHY??

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I think it's not just television, it's also movies, books, music, and any other kind of media. We spend so much time watching/listening, and not enough time doing, so our ideas are all screwed up.

What do you mean I'm not Meg Ryan and she's not Tom Hanks? WHAT?!??!?! ;)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I would probably agree - I don't think anyone does, because I'm not sure there's /something/ to understand. People are such variables!

I'm just a control freak. I like to understand everything. :)

[folkyboy.livejournal.com]

yes yes totally! i find myself, when dating someone, asking myself whether this is feeling like a romance novel or not. and it's really sick when you think about it. love is a many mixed up fuckbox of a thing...

A-men.

[supergoat.livejournal.com]

I agree with you on so many levels about this right now.

Damn.

[elspazz0.livejournal.com]

just try and take it one day at a time... you'll be ok. you guys are strong.

H to the -izzo, B to my Judie-a...

[thelastbard.livejournal.com]

Slop, sloppy joes, slop, sloppy joes...

That's all I know of Lunch Lady Land.


...take that shampoo bottle out of my ass...

Whee.

Ah, ah...

NOOOO! THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT YOU!

There. A little cheer from the snowy southwest.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

I don't understand them at all, but I've managed to not kill anyone I've been in one with so I think I'm doing okay.

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

*hug*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Absolutely.

Re: A-men.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*crosses fingers for us*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Mama.

Re: H to the -izzo, B to my Judie-a...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

One time...

...I had to shit ALL FUCKING DAY!

Re: H to the -izzo, B to my Judie-a...

[thelastbard.livejournal.com]

This popcorn tastes like someone jizzed all over it.

"Grandma, what is that hanging down all the way to your knees?"

Re: H to the -izzo, B to my Judie-a...

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

My neighbor's dog has a four-inch clit!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Pants!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Ha! I haven't either. Score one for us!