Millions of boogers, boogers for me!

[judecorp]

Okay, so I definitely have some sort of sinus thing. I'm still not sure if it's a cold/viral thing or something brought on by going through tons of dusty boxes, but I am filled with snot. Completely and totally boogerfied. It's disgusting. My head is swimming in a sea of snot, and I can't really think straight. I made a list as soon as I came into work because I knew I would forget to do a whole lot of stuff.

I have two cases left to transfer - one because it goes back to court tomorrow (yeah, I didn't get that kid yesterday, the case got continued), and one because Mom has to sign a safety plan for me if/when she returns my call. Everything else is pretty much done on my end. I am so prudent. I think my plan is to try to go home early today, but my supervisor is in a meeting all morning, so we'll see. In the meantime, boogers. Also snot.

I had the world's worst congestion/sinus headache yesterday that was making my teech ache. Unfortunately, this resulted in a really crappy mood of Biblical proportions. My apologies to anyone that got caught in the middle of it. I went to sleep at 9:00pm because staying awake was too painful. I was wide awake at 5:30am. Yeah, go me. I still have the headache, but without the optional teeth owwies.

I think my Jennifer is arranging all of the utilities in our new apartment. This is because she is the best ever. Even if she never gets around to cleaning out the cat boxes that she keeps promising to do. (This friendly little reminder brought with love.)

Did I mention the snot?

Comments

[iansha.livejournal.com]

But... SNOT IS FUN! :D

Love you!

[ducks-with-lips.livejournal.com]

Hey Jude, you got any snot? I think you forgot to mention the snot.

You are so fun. Snot and all!

Good luck with moving. I wish I could help, but my arms aren't that long.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmm, snot!

*sends you some*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are a big BOOGERHEAD! If you weren't so IN LOVE WITH MY SNOT, you would go insane!

[lorac.livejournal.com]

Feel better soon darling!

[ducks-with-lips.livejournal.com]

You know, I do love the snot, but I am completely head-over-heels about your boogers. What can be better than a big pile of Jude boogers (topped with some snot de Jude)?

It's conversations like this that make my day!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

MWAH

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Snot Snot Booger Snot Booger Snot Snot!

I will now write you a poem:

You are a duck with lips
Sometimes you shake your hips
Sometimes I shake my toes
Sometimes I shake my nose
And then I lose some snot
Because I have A LOT!

[kieron.livejournal.com]

Utilities are all set up.

Catboxes will be done this evening.

I may need to take my painting to the drop off for ladyfest tonight...and Kelli can take me she said if I needed it so I thought I would check with you to see what was up regarding transportation and your plans this evening? I will work around your plans...

I am sorry you are so congested. I hope your day goes well and you feel better soon....<3

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I don't know what my plans are. I am going to see Ryan and I know that Brandie wants to come, so I can probably con her into picking me up if I bat my eyelashes a little bit or look at her boobs or something.

[kieron.livejournal.com]

Okay.....would it be more convenient for your (and better if you are still so sick) for me to just get a ride home tonight from work and not have you rush around to pick me up and stuff?

[ducks-with-lips.livejournal.com]

Whoh! A boogerific snot poem! That really made my day!

*shakes hips*

*rolls in pile of snot*

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Whatever you want to do is fine with me. Just let me know either way.

[biophile6.livejournal.com]

I used to get snotty
when grad life was poor and grotty
so I wents to the doctors
and they looked in my nasals

SON! they said, you need a bilateral turbinectomy
OK! I said, not being to rhyme that

And so it went
the booger's fate bent
no more snotty
for mister nose-naughty!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

Geez, we seem to have the same health crises: tonsils, and sinus infection/allergies. What the hell, man?!?

[ducks-with-lips.livejournal.com]

SON! they said, you need a bilateral turbinectomy
OK! I said, not being to rhyme that

"It's better than a boogerectomy!"

Two snot/booger poems in one day! How will I contain my excitement. I won't! I won't contain it!

*dances in a big pile of snot!*

[ducks-with-lips.livejournal.com]

It's just Jude. She's infectious (in the best way possible!)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

STOP MAKING OUT WITH ME!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Awwwh, I feel the love!

[communista.livejournal.com]

DAMN, YOU'RE SO HOT!

[biophile6.livejournal.com]

I have no idea why I was seeing it this way, but I read:

"How will I contain my EXCREMENT. I won't! I won't contain it!"

Now thats a reaction to a great poem.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*blows boogers on you*

[communista.livejournal.com]

Booger Pr0n!!

[damdyke.livejournal.com]

I found your journal through those of some mutual friends, after this post, I just haaaad to add you. It's okay, yes?

Also, may the snot in your nose remain viscous, so as to encourage a less painful means of nasal trash extraction. Nobody likes crusty boogers.

heh.

[rachelmichellek.livejournal.com]

Did you get my email?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yes. I just haven't been able to write back yet because I've been feeling like total crap.

I'll write right back now.

[ducks-with-lips.livejournal.com]

Oh my! That made me laugh and cry. Maybe that's what I was trying to type.

*runs off to bathroom to check pants*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

Nope. Refuse.

*makes out with you*

*passes you my germs*

And I forgot to say-- feel better soon. Herbal Expectorant. Best stuff, ever. Get yourself some. :)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_epiphany_girl_/]

It's so true. :)

[carina-s.livejournal.com]

SNOT!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

I have to say, that was a very impressive poem.

Well done. A+!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Sure, it's okay. :) Welcome aboard!

(I'm weird about adding people back, though.)

The snot has left the building! (Or has settled into my lungs, I'm not sure which.)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Where does one get this Herbal Expectorant?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

PANTS!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You are an enigma. Of the good kind.

And I miss you already.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*makes out with you*

[damdyke.livejournal.com]

Thanks, (okay), and I'm glad your snot has moved...I think. heh.