Random children's songs

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I know a weenie man.
He owns a weenie stand.
He sells most everything from hot dogs on down.
Someday I'll join his life.
I'll be his weenie wife.
Hot dog! I love my weenie man!

I also once learned a version of this song specifically tailored to young Mormon girls. I believe they taught it at Girls Camp.

I know a Mormon boy.
He is my pride and joy.
He knows most everything from Alma on down.
Someday I'll be his wife.
We'll have eternal life.
Oh how I love my Mormon boy!

Dear gods, get this musical spawn of Satan out of my head. BEGONE!!