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I left work before 2:00pm, which is TEH BESTEST. Of course, I was only able to get out so early because my assessment was cancelled, which means I lost some hours. And I had another appointment cancel yesterday, too. Sucktacular Productivity Man strikes again! But I managed to take care of pretty much every drop of paperwork on my desk. And then go to McDonalds because I really REALLY wanted a McNugget Happy Meal. And then drop off Jennifer's dry cleaning.

In a little while I'm going to go up to her work and meet her for dinner. I'm contemplating getting all dressed up and surprising her. I think it would be a hoot and a half. But it would also mean I would have to iron, and I'm just not that excited about ironing. So we'll have to see.

I finally was going to call and set up a Primary Care Physician so I could make a doctor's appointment, since I'll have insurance effective next Tuesday. But the "system was down" at Fenway (which is where I'd really like to go), so I wasn't able to. It's a conspiracy, I tell you! STOP THE PRESSES!

You all have to make sure to come to our birthday thing tomorrow night because there is going to be a WHOLE LOTTA ice cream cake. And I absolutely do NOT want 8798798072 pounds of leftover fattyfat ice cream cake in my house.

Date: 2004-10-15 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lorac.livejournal.com
Are you in need of anything specific for the potluck? William and I can't decide what to make!

Date: 2004-10-15 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelastbard.livejournal.com
I wanna eat fatty fat ice cream! I wanna celebrate!

Date: 2004-10-15 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prunesnprisms.livejournal.com
Yeah, me either! I'm a lousy cook.

Date: 2004-10-15 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antipixie-karee.livejournal.com
Could you maybe send me some ice cream cake... to Indiana?

Date: 2004-10-16 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Anything but ice cream! :)

Date: 2004-10-16 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Beverages? Cut up vegetables? Cheese and crackers? Chips and salsa? Heck, I can't cook either. That's why I'm bringing the cake. ;)

Date: 2004-10-16 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Okay, come on over!

Date: 2004-10-16 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Sure, if you don't mind a bag of mush in your mailbox! :)

Ummmm

Date: 2004-10-16 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelastbard.livejournal.com
Well, I would, but my lousy teleporter is on the fritz.

It turns out that negative political campaining causes background interference.

Uh, yeah. Ok....

Date: 2004-10-16 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
I want ice cream cake!

Will Dick Cheney's daughter be there?

Date: 2004-10-18 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I think Dick Cheney's daughter (who is a lesbian, in case you didn't know) will jump out of your cake.

Re: Ummmm

Date: 2004-10-18 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Damn!

Perhaps sometime you will just have to use a PLANE.

Re: Ummmm

Date: 2004-10-18 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelastbard.livejournal.com
A...PLANE! What a novel concept! :P

Yes, that would solve it quite nicely now, wouldn't it?

(smiles)

Re: Ummmm

Date: 2004-10-18 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
I am so smart.

Date: 2004-10-18 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
I think Dick Cheney's daughter (who is a lesbian, in case you didn't know) will jump out of my PANTS!

I mean, think about it. Why would she stay?

Date: 2004-10-18 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Mmmm, PANTS. [livejournal.com profile] crena is an expert on PANTS.

Date: 2004-10-18 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Yeah. Sorry. I only noticed AFTER I posted the comment that she had already brought the subject up.

Or down. Whatever.

Date: 2004-10-19 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Down? DOWN MY PANTS??!?

Date: 2004-10-19 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
The Captain ALWAYS goes down with the PANTS!

Date: 2004-10-19 02:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Did you know Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian?

Date: 2004-10-19 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?

Date: 2004-10-19 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Did you know that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina?

Date: 2004-10-19 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jeffholton.livejournal.com
Yes.

I know that.

Date: 2004-10-19 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Oh. Good.

Re: Ummmm

Date: 2004-10-19 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelastbard.livejournal.com
S-M-R-T, NO!

S-M-A-R-T!

BTW. John Stewart pointed out that Dick Cheney and his wife are the only parents of a lesibian.

Thought you might want the news flash. :)

Re: Ummmm

Date: 2004-10-24 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] judecorp.livejournal.com
Did you know Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian? That's so crazy.

Re: Ummmm

Date: 2004-10-25 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelastbard.livejournal.com
That means....

That means that if Dick Cheney can be a parent of a lesbian daughter, then... (gasp)

There might be other parents! That have lesbian daughters! In America!?!?!

Re: Ummmm

Date: 2004-10-27 03:30 am (UTC)

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