Work

[judecorp]

My job is very interesting. I get to drive around all the time sitting on people's floors and playing with their babies and toddlers. I get to facilitate a playgroup for lots of toddlers to run around and beat me up. I get to listen to people tell me all about how their children don't speak but watch 6+ hours of television per day. I get to clean yogurt, boogers, and drool off my clothing on a daily basis. I get exposed to wonderful friends like the coxsackie virus, the whooping cough, scarlet fever, and today's joy, shingles.

All this for a (very) low fee!