My mind DOES move in other directions.

[judecorp]

Today I joined a couple of TTC forums so that I could get a lot of my blahblahbabymakingblahblah talk out without dumping each dirty detail in my journal. You can all thank me later, for realz. I don't want to be one of those people whose journal is just all, you know, one dimensional. While the whole frankenbabymaking process appeals to my inner nerd quite a bit, I think about other things. Here is an assortment:

1. I do not have enough sex in my life, and not even by a little but by a LOT. Seriously, this encompasses many many MANY thoughts a day. I'd even say I've taken a pretty big hit to my self-esteem in proportion to the not enoughness of the sex, but it's something I tend to keep out of my journal because, hey, that's no one's business and probably TMI.

2. I still have a ridiculously unhealthy obsession with my cats. Well, Daedalus an Ralph. I like Fin but I haven't really warmed up to him like my 8-year-old lovelies. D&R have been the most constant thing in my life EVER, longer than high school, college, my longest-ever relationship, etc. Kittiez4Life or whatevs.

3. My Jennifer was very very nice and had tool_of_satan order me a copy of 6 Nimmt!, which is my favorite card game ever. Of course, the universe showed its ironic nature when I played my worst ever game of 6 Nimmt! this evening at K&D's game night.

4. I still spend a lot of time looking up houses in Western Mass and daydreaming about them. I'm not sure what our time frame will be anymore (mostly because we're, ahem, working on other things at the same time) but I definitely want it to be ASAP, even if that's irresponsible or whatever. I've never really been one for patience when it comes to getting to my future. I'm more of a "fly by the seat of my pants" kind of kid when it comes to that stuff.

5. I still think my grandparents are the coolest people on the planet. And I still haven't told them that we're married. However, my grandmother did just win another big chunk of money on the slots (this time at Atlantic City) so I guess SOME things are still right in the Universe of Grandma. They are just so freaking cute!

6. I need to really clean my house. Like, REALLY clean it, not just put stuff away and do the dishes. The bathroom is getting quite disgusting and there are tumbleweeds of cat fur everywhere. Freaking YUCK!

7. MikeFM has not played my phone message since last I heard. Which means, I suppose, that I should come up with another one. Suggestions?

8. How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It ain't hard! HAR HAR!!

Comments

[buddhafly4224.livejournal.com]

hahaha. # 8...

[therewaslight.livejournal.com]

#8...no kidding. Ha.
#1 - I hear ya.
#2 - Strangely enough, I had a dream about your Big D last night. He was sitting on me, heavy, and I was having trouble breathing.
#6 - come clean mine when you're done? It's just clothes that need to be put in the drawers (not on my desk, end of my bed, on desk chair, etc) and books that need to go on shelves (oh, about 100 of them...) But really, that's it.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Okay, so it's so funny that you had a dream about my sexy Daedalus Kitty. If it makes you feel better, though, I assure you that he never lays on people. He likes to lay next to people.

And, sure! Your cleaning doesn't seem so bad. I'm much better at tidying than I am at thorough cleaning like washing floors or dusting furniture.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Har. I'm so dumb.

p.s. That is a great picture!

[odd-dog.livejournal.com]

I do want to know if the Frankenbaby will have a little metal knob on either side of its head :-P

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. Especially in photos. ;)

[siercia]

We should totally trade houses. I HATE tidying, but completely rock the cleaning part.

[kat-chan.livejournal.com]

Totally understand the "not getting as much sex as I'd like" think. Without getting into TMI, my gf just isn't that interested in sex, even a little bit scared of it. But I love her, and so I deal with the fact that we're not doing as much as I'd like, or as often. It does kick my inner flirt (which is already pretty bad) into overdrive, but I figure as long as it is only flirtation, and nothing more, I'm fine.

Take care, and here's hoping the weird science stuff works out for you both. :)

[ebeth.livejournal.com]

Just so you know... you and jen are gonna be the coolest moms EVAR!!!! I am jealous of teh baby ALREADY. Anyways.. I miss you. I wish I was gonna be in boston for the final four so I could see you and Jen. I know you are both busy but my life has been kind of crazy and it would be good to see some people who care. I know we dont talk much.. but I know you care and it means alot to me. Anyways.. have a good week.

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

The other day, in the shower no less, I thought about "Mmmm grandma" and I just started cracking up laughing. Just thought you should know.

[buddhafly4224.livejournal.com]

why thanks!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Yes, let's! I will tidy all of your things (though you will probably never find them!) and you can come scrub all of our nastiness!

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Hey, good luck with all of that, hunh? Instead of flirtiness, my whininess and begginess have kicked into overdrive. Some people (like myself) have no shame. :)

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

You know if you ever get some time off and just want to get away, you can totally come stay with us and see how old and boring we really are. Then you won't think we're so cool. (Hee!) If you see Patty from Phoenix Pride, PLEASE tell her we say hi and are trying to have a baby. (She will die!)

We definitely care about you over here and hope you are doing well. At least I know you are watching a lot of basketball. :)

I would like to be a cool mom. And I also miss you very much. xoxo

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

Awwh, yay - that was such a fun photo.

Thanks for thinking of me. I just miss you to pieces.

[prettyvacantone.livejournal.com]

I miss you muchly too.

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

*makes out*

[sacharine.livejournal.com]

can i get in on this?

[judecorp.livejournal.com]

PLEASE!!